• cheeseandkrakensEnglish
    55·
    2 months ago

    Silly meme aside, remember that HRT is not an effective contraceptive. Don’t assume you’re infertile.

  • mossy_@lemmy.worldEnglish
    39·
    2 months ago

    don’t remind me, my family is counting on me to propagate the family name 🫠

      • EmptySlimeEnglish
        11·
        2 months ago

        If I’d known I was going to end up disowning my pos father once my twins were born I’d have taken my wife’s name when we married just to spite the fucker.

        My wife had a kid already when we got together. I told my father multiple times and in no uncertain terms that I would not tolerate any kind of favoritism because as far as I was concerned that was my son. This motherfucker had the absolute audacity when my twins were born to call my Mom and ask her essentially how it felt to finally be a “real” grandma. Cuz like how else are you supposed to take it when he asks how it feels to be a grandma when my wife and I had been together for like 4 years and married for almost 2? She’d had a grandson for years already. Then he doubled down on saying that it was different because these were biologically mine.

        Now I cry very easily when I’m angry, so I didn’t want to have to repeat myself over and over through tears to chew him out. So I text him my grievances. This piece of shit has the audacity to say he thinks that it’s not really me, that it’s my wife texting him without me, and that the only way he’d believe it is if I called him and told him in my own voice. Yeah no he just wanted to be able to bulldoze the conversation and claim I’m overreacting. Haven’t spoken to him in 5 years.

    • Nat (she/they)English
      7·
      2 months ago

      You can donate your name to someone else, that technically satisfies it! /s

  • puppycat (she/her)English
    28·
    2 months ago

    blood of the covenant is thicker than the waters of the womb.

    can’t wait to join u ✌️

        • Samdell@lemmy.eco.brEnglish
          1·
          2 months ago

          Well, well, well, looks like we have a millennial here! Let me tell you, as someone who has lived for far longer than a thousand years, your newfangled tech and pretty trinkets are going to be the final death of you. Why settle for being ‘as good’ when it can be the best? And ““products””? What, you’re placing your ““products”” on the fridge? And heating them on the microwave!?

          Its no wonder so many of you are sulking when you forgot the joy and the thrill of the hunt and having a full meal from a fresh, squirming human. Furthermore, you’re depriving them of their happiness of being stalked by a supernatural being. Embarrassing display.

  • maria [she/her]English
    7·
    2 months ago

    i wake up -> i wish i were a grl -> i eep n think bout tech to distract -> i wake up -> i make a tech thing -> i get sad aftrwards -> i consume product to distract -> i eep n talk bout tech with mr. blahaj -> i wake up -> i go make the thing we talked yesterday -> i watch the dougdoug -> i eep -> iduno… i dun do much…

  • NOT_RICK@lemmy.worldEnglish
    7·
    2 months ago

    Fucked up OP, you need Jesus in your life! Everyone knows the only biblically approved way to end your bloodline is to shoot it in between a pair of cushions.

  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
    2·
    1 month ago

    i think we’re at the point where you could theoretically have your genome transplanted into someone else’s egg cell and thus have a child with 3 parents, though

    and what a story that kid would have, they’d probably be born with some sort of super power