It is horrible to wake up and have to pee when you are this comfy

Ok, sure. But it should have been a flag that the “troll mod” was the one that posted this. This post is entirely warranted, and is obviously satire aimed at themselves. It’s more than mildly infuriating to me that people will just dogpile without context. Even the title of the post in this community should make it obvious that none of this was serious. Scribbled timestamps should add to that, since there were none to begin with. This is OP saying, in a roundabout way, “I fucked up”.

I’m sorry to report to everyone coming here, but this instance is absolutely full of avant garde satire. Did noone think that manually scribbled timestamps might be an indicator?

This community, and SDF overall, is very much not serious. Look at the timestamps. They were made in a crude manner deliberately. A lot of satire, like this, gets posted here. Is OP guilty of !yepowertrippinbastards@lemmy.dbzer0.com ? Yeah, sure. As with many things that get posted on this instance, you are lacking context from being outside of it. I believe that OP was, in fact, deliberately highlighting that they screwed up. Why else would they post this here, in a largely satirical community, and deliberately make false/bad timestamps on the image?

Once again. This community under which you are replying is fucking satire most of the time, unless @wesker@lemmy.sdf.org is feeling frisky. Are you deliberately being obtuse here? I beyond guarantee that any kind of attention outside of SDF was never wanted or warranted - it was accidental. Please take it to that thread on db0.

Ok, I feel like I need to add this here: https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/29759609/17958179

It doesn’t. I never said that it did. You’re going to have to ask the mod that. What I am trying to imply here is that none of this arguing etc. is actually relevant in this community. This is something that should have never federated, to be honest. The person banned should take it up with the moderator. Or !yepowertrippinbastards@lemmy.dbzer0.com which is the actually appropriate place to post something serious. This post is not serious. At all. For all I know, this is an admission of guilt.

See the edit I just made, please.

They locked the door to FunHole. We’re going to need to break out of our desk jobs and get back in somehow. And, hey, that’s me in the sights. I need to finish the story I’ve been writing or it’s all going to hell.

MATA is here.

Sigh, yeah. This is a precise example of not getting what’s going on.

I am editing to clarify things, since I am likely to be the only one who will. This post is in no means serious. If it was, why would the OP scribble timestamps crudely? This instance, SDF, is more of an avant garde artist collective kind of thing (outside of the communities here that are doing some seriously amazing dedicated work like !amputee@lemmy.sdf.org etc). I have no idea why @qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org decided to make a news community - that one is unironically odd, and I offered to help moderate in a serious manner. The community you are viewing this in exists because @wesker@lemmy.sdf.org was legitimately being harassed and made some comedy out of it. I really mean it when people randomly commenting here don’t get it. You need a lot of context.

We have to, or the cyber snipers from MATA wi

ITT; people that don’t understand this instance or our culture whatsoever.

I am specifically referencing “qrstuv” here, which was the acronym in question. I’m well aware of what SDF stands for.

Also, usernames do not necessarily mean anything, ever. It seems like a diversion tactic in an attempt to whine about being banned.

The username is entirely irrelevant, and the poster should have realized this. Usernames are completely capable of meaning nothing whatsoever.

Unsurprising.

I walked off a set of stairs because I an highly intelligent… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Just a tangential pro tip: Temporary tattoos work amazingly well on wood. I have used them to decorate all kinds if boxes etc. over the years. They have actual staying power on unsealed wood.

No.