I just threw up in my mouth a little

That’s an opossum

How do I tell if they are too young to be on their own?

Proposed movie titles:

The Laster Witch Hunterer

2Witchy2Last

I see you’ve met my ex

She could be a power bottom

But i can listen better if I stare at a point in space!

We really just want to make Idiocracy as much a reality as we can

TIL Scotland is the birthplace of furries

Can someone bring me an opossum I think it would fix me

I want to see what happens if I give up

High waist pants are amazing! They are much more flattering on your tummy than a low cut, and make your butt look better.

The HRT still isn’t the contraceptive in that scenario. 🤓

The cruelty is the point

I want a pet opossum dangit! Why won’t my state let me have nice things

Silly meme aside, remember that HRT is not an effective contraceptive. Don’t assume you’re infertile.

Chilling

Ralph looks traumatized

I definitely can’t watch it without crying. I had a Queensland Heeler named Bandit who died a few years ago

I want an opossum 😭