Ikr? Opened the link before I realized. Was about to post ‘idiot: the cases fire must not include ceasing of fire!’

If I had a nose ring like that one, I’d give it a shot, out of my nose of course, but alas, I don’t yet

Yes but the nose ring is metal. So you’d short the battery using it, allowing as much current as a 9v could muster across the ring. Depending on how thick the ring, it would heat up, and potentially cause burning. But no electric shock.

I think I feel economics trickling down my pant leg right now!!

At this point this is just lol. You think he will ever face real consequences? I sincerely doubt it

Her

It’s…. Ok. It’s for lesbians, I tried it as a trans woman, and had a little success. It does push monetization a little hard, and differs from all the usual problems of dating apps.

K

Let me help the AP: trump admin still in contempt of court for selling legal resident to torture prison

Nah fam, we hate you so much we do it for free. We just want to watch you burn.

Usually one point three two

That’s uhh… hmmm. Yeah good point.

I want that hat.

Get rich quick with this banking loophole!

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A ski mask and a handgun. Put the money in the bag f**kers!

Yeah I was like wtf you mean ‘loophole’?

Just use this one trick to become hitler 2.0! You won’t believe no. 7? Seriously? This is treason, blatantly unconstitutional, and all the gop are at best complicit

Eww.

Sadly, you are right. We need less comedy, more real action. Use your platforms to resist! Not make quips and little jokes.

Reading says, oil workers unions, they declined to comment.

So I’d guess they were all mah jerbs! On it.

Also this: Chris Hannan, the trades council’s president, said union members feared SB 222 would have a “chilling effect on our economy, setting gas prices through the roof, with absolutely no environmental benefits.”

Wow. Wonderful, no environmental benefits? Honestly? Sure, let the oil companies continue r*ping the planet with no limits. Perfect.

This is so painfully close to real…. John Stewart being all like, ‘they aren’t faschists, because they are operating within the system’

Like my man…. No.

Wait, is it the same person? Lmao no way……

Like…… weights on the balls? Seeing how much the errct mushroom can handle!? JFC enact some fuuuuucking consequences