Regardless of if the stats are accurate, I can assure you the education is terrible.

Instant micro plastics: just add seawater!

You may already know about this, but increasing the national debt has been the point. For five decades.

https://www.milwaukeeindependent.com/thom-hartmann/two-santas-strategy-gop-used-economic-scam-manipulate-americans-40-years/

Haha, I did what I could. Thanks!

Ohhhh shit, you’re right! They’re… Uh… Fruit predators, stalking the wild papaya.

Don’t forget the mammalian predator fruit predator the wrinkle faced bat, a creature so ugly its face has a foreskin.

Edit: oops. They’re frugivores!

Am biologist, can confirm we’ll laugh.

Goddamn, we’re at around $4.10-4.20 per gallon here. Same as Hawaii, 33% more than NYC. Gotta love the PNW.

To be fair, there’s a portion of Trump voters that just believe him because they’re idiots who don’t pay attention to any news and lack even the most basic critical thinking skills. I know from firsthand experience as several of my family members are in this category.

They’re not red hat wearers but voted for him because they’re poor and he said he’d make things cheaper. They’re surprisingly not racist, but their stupidity supports racism.

We could simplify that down to:

“Mike Johnson Speaks”

They mock us now, but they’ll be at our doors, begging us to share our sweet, sweet memes after the internet falls.

Your username makes this perfect. Great job, a perfect 5/7.

Don’t wanna burn them away?

I’m going to rule 34 the fuck out of this original material.

Well, TIL! Thank you!

LOL, it’s like you have a script.

When you have to invent things about people to make your point, you have no point - you’re just showing people you’re an idiot. You’re particulary persistent in demonstrating that point.

My coworker had a virtual NFT gallery full of Marvel NFTs, all laid out like a showroom. He literally spent thousands, now it’s worth close to nothing.

Barging into threads with shitty, ignorant takes is kinda their MO.

I really miss ten years ago, when I had a faint glimmer of hope that he might not be a complete piece of shit. He really showed his character with the “pedo guy” debacle and has been on a steep downward trajectory since.