Mmm, i love pork loin sandwiches. Fold that slab up like a trifold and youd get 2-3 nice big sandwiches 🤤

I had a supervisor insist we created 1-to-1 tickets for every individual system imaged. This was extremely tedious and arguably more work than the actual imaging (we did a fairly large amount of imaging)

Called and transcribed by the lowest tier help desk tech or call center.

Nothing wrong with that TBH. Family friendly content absolutely has a place in the world.

There’s also the (honestly pretty unlikely) possibility of the highest ranking fragging in US history

I never thought id be able to actually quote this. “Robot poon tang, how does it rate?” ~Imp

A bar that allows nazis appeals to nazis, leading to more nazis, until the bar is known as a bar for nazis.

I don’t and then i hate myself for not doing things until it gets unbearable, then hate myself even more when its inevitably less difficult than i hyped myself up for. Its not sustainable at all.

It feels like I’m wearing nothing at all

Sounds pretty great to me, cold weather and warm cuddles would be amazing

A windowless room in the upper floors of a military air terminal. NASA interns left beer in the fridge somewhere else up there IIRC. Kinda boring tbh.

Strangely its also the most comfortable room atmosphere I’ve been in. Literally just folding tables and chairs, but there was lots of hardwood trim.

Having worked with the military, the opposite is also true; you’ll learn how to sleep literally anywhere (including while standing upright)

It runs an HDMI cable to a TV instead of relying on a crappy abandonware TV OS.

Hmmm, not enough “curled up in the fetal position” to be realistic.

No ☹️

FML, i forgot about Peter thiels methhead olympics…

No beard is a pretty huge change IMO

Just because i shouldn’t, doesn’t mean i won’t.

More than i can currently afford to deal with :D

Quick and clean. Zombie rules: double tap to be sure.