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Cake day: August 14th, 2024

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  • I’m not attention deficit, I’m the best at paying attention, I can pay attention way better than you!

    like I can pay attention to how the clock in the back of the classroom stalls for a second every 5 seconds and then jumps 2 seconds forward while maintaining the correct increase in time and-- wait what do you mean it’s time to hand in the test?






  • was definitely more risky with my parents. they went through my room almost daily when I wasn’t on probation, and being on probation made the house subject to searches at any point if my PO felt like it (or however it worked, that thankfully never actually happened).

    also didn’t want to have all my stuff in one place yeah - I had a small amount in case of “emergencies” hidden in the yard, but the rest of it was stashed near my favorite smoke spots, ranging from buried zip bags to The Big Stash™ requiring me to crawl under a barbed wire fence and scoot down a steep hill without falling into the river below and moving the rocks I placed in front of the hole where I kept my big box of hardcore drugs and paraphernalia(aka cannabis, pipes, and a lil portable bong thingy lol)

    you’d definitely get a reputation for being a plug with geocaches! - but as a kid i only bought weed, and only sold nicotine (gas station a block from my house never checked ID) so my legacy never came to be lol