I drank half the bottle of this delicious elixer and I’m queer, if I finish it will it turn me straight?

Is it only for straights?

panic intesifies

What will I tell my boyfriend?

For those that struggle to see the gold text on the red background (like my colorblind ass) the words “Straight Tea” are printed on the label of the half drank bottle. Roughly kn the middle.

    • katy ✨English
      3·
      2 days ago

      a) why is the ice cream a trans flag

      b) i love that the ice cream is a trans flag

    • djsoren19English
      2·
      2 days ago

      I cannot believe these are real, and now so desperately want one.

        • katy ✨English
          4·
          2 days ago

          it’s ok i have a shovel imma start digging tonight

        • djsoren19English
          2·
          2 days ago

          It blows my mind that humanity has apparently forgotten how to ship ice cream. I can get Cheezels and Shapes and Vegemite, but Australia doesn’t give out its Golden Gaytimes.

  • katy ✨English
    4·
    2 days ago

    somewhere jk rowling is trying to figure out how to retcon butterbeer to straight tea

  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
    21·
    3 days ago

    I’m sorry to say it’s significantly worse than that: You are already becoming English 😔

    Might as well finish the bottle so you won’t be conscious enough to recognize what has happened to you.

  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipEnglish
    29·
    4 days ago

    In Japan it’s way harder to find tea with sugar in it than unsweetened. For some reason, this company (Kirin) decided to market their sweetened tea by putting “straight tea” on the label.

  • jia_tanEnglish
    19·
    4 days ago

    I’m so happy that you have been cured of your gayness! Ima need the name of the manufacturer so I can order in bulk for my conversion therapy camp.

  • luciole (he/him)@beehaw.orgEnglish
    9·
    3 days ago

    Maths can clearly help you here. Set theory in particular. You see, the queerness set Q is very wide, while the straightness set S is quite narrow. If the straight potion has any effect, you may experience a union of both sets. Fortunately the result is still strictly queer.

    TLDR: S ∪ Q = Q

    • yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
      1·
      3 days ago

      How would you determine that drinking tea doesn’t cause the intersection between the queer and the straight set?

      After all, S ∪ Q = Q => S ∩ Q = S

      Also, I would argue that your preposition S ∪ Q = Q is false because Q ∖ S = Q. And since we know that S ≠ ∅, Q and S must be disjoint sets or else Q ∖ S ≠ Q.

      Unless Q and S are sets which cannot be formulated in ZFC, the union of Q and S cannot be Q.

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.worldEnglish
    8·
    4 days ago

    Where can I find this? I had a slice of rainbow cake the other day and I’m a little scared. Might be a good idea to keep the antidote ready.

  • azolus@slrpnk.netEnglish
    6·
    4 days ago

    Good news! There will be a chubby emu video dedicated to your life choices!