Facts

One day the number of pictures you have of a pet stops increasing, that’s a hard day

Savor those silly days while you can

Head explode? Unlikely

Debilitating seizures? Probably quite easy once you get into the software

Oh no, we activated their trap card!

Getting your driver’s licence can be a hassle though

I worked in the food service industry for 5 years, yes they absolutely do.

We had to call the police on people multiple times in those years for things as simple as “1 too many pickles on burger” because the dude got 4 pickles when he asked for 3.

Every single day, multiple times a day, people came in and lost their shit because they were hungry.

My go to is, “I was camping in a really remote part of the local National Wilderness Area, didn’t know something was wrong until I got back in cell range.”

I also don’t work in IT but I’m an avid hiker so it’s hardly ever a lie lol

If I had to guess: no laws banning it yet

Oh I like this

I got it

And as a single poly bi dude I let out a chuckle, a curse, and an upvote.

The only dangerous aspect of my queer life is the dangers from homophobes

I will be crawling around with this camera at night later this week when it stops raining sideways to do some long exposure shots

I don’t want to wait too long of course because if the ground is still wet it gives a very cool vibe as well

It’s going to be fun I feel

Straight up what my friends told me as well

Thank you!

Only thing missing is a nearby lamp

You die in the game, you die in real life

“The fuck is ‘executive function’? Probably just a dump stat so I’m not going to put very many points in that.”

• Primordial me at the character creation step probably

Straight up I took it once in the evening because my doctor told me to take one then to help me sleep and about 30 minutes later I started feeling not so great.

I went and sat in my chair and my heart started pounding.

When things finally “calmed down” it had been over an hour and I felt so damn shitty. I got up to grab my phone so I could call out of work (I knew I was going to be in no condition by morning) and then round 2 started.

0/10 would not take that again

My fitness tracker did congratulate me on the 6 hours of cardio I apparently got that night, so that was nice I guess.

I dig the contrast in the shot

Great job!

Different meds can have different effects on different people

I tried half a dozen different meds before I got a different diagnosis and prescription

Each one came with its own unique set of side effects (like 1 anti anxiety drug that gave me panic attacks). Sometimes you’ve got to try a bunch before you get the one that works for you

Jesus take the wheel I’m about to make some poor financial decisions