I drank half the bottle of this delicious elixer and I’m queer, if I finish it will it turn me straight?

Is it only for straights?

panic intesifies

What will I tell my boyfriend?

For those that struggle to see the gold text on the red background (like my colorblind ass) the words “Straight Tea” are printed on the label of the half drank bottle. Roughly kn the middle.

  • jia_tan
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    5 days ago

    I’m so happy that you have been cured of your gayness! Ima need the name of the manufacturer so I can order in bulk for my conversion therapy camp.