Oh, I see now. Not bad for winter!

You mean the rice pulser? I see three dead animals but a copious amount of rice.

Genuine question. Why does a program need to know the user’s gender? (I’m asking in general, not in this particular case). Just use gender neutral pronouns to refer to the user, or, better yet, don’t talk to me at all!

Aside from niche things like targeted ads and gendered health tracking and stuff.

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeese

Cute :3

I feel weak :3c

Therapist: F-35 in aggressor colors isn’t real, it can’t hurt you:

F-35 in aggressor colors: pic rel

Me: 😳

RWR: 🤣✌️💨

evl rambl accepted nd noted 💕

Accessibility:

Dear Pumpkin.

Pumpkin, pumpkin, (the whole page is filled with the word pumpkin) pumpkin, pumpkin…

Now I don’t even know if you’re a word anymore.

Please clarify.

Thanks.

This is art.

Generated locally on my phone by a small, purpose built neural net trained on work of paid and consenting artists at apple, likely using renewable-powered inference compute. (I charge my phone at night, when a large portion of electricity on my local grid is likely nuclear)

Transition without saying anything and just gradually start telling people to call you by your new name:

🍗 cooked

It’s glowing in here…

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I’m not fucked but I’m definitely a sleeper!

I can’t tell if it’s the art style or if they legitimately have no legs lol

Karen horse

Karen horse

Hey mom I’m on tv!