Where can I get vers surgery?
“Top surgery makes you a top” is an amazing take.
What if I want to do bottom surgery but am already a bottom? What happens now?
You obviously become a power bottom
Integer overflow, turns you into max value top.
Isn’t it an integer underflow?
Dammit, I knew I was missing something
Lets you bottom twice simultaneously
Normally, tone is hard to convey through text, but that “Honey No” is doing just splendid.
I really can’t think of a single context outside of speaking to your significant other or spouse where “Honey” isn’t slimy or laden with judgement/pity.
Diner waitresses that call everyone Honey/hon/sugar/shug.
If you ever get a Sir/Ma’am from them, you’re in deep shit.
Or parents/caretakers (e.g. babysitter)
Talking to a cat.
Thats a very significant other.
After top surgery you can spin, like forever!
*inception horns sounds*
The director confirmed that Elliot Page does fall over at the end!
This is so fucking funny omg
This made me actually rofl
I am in Spain without the A.
If you get both top and bottom surgeries, you wraparound to the other end of the spectrum like Pac-Man and you’re just cisgender again.
How did you manage to find an actual person to talk to on grindr? It’s all bots, ads and crypto scams for me.
I’m a trans woman, but I went on grindr to search for femboys one time since there aren’t really any on lesbian apps and I got so many unsolicited dick pics + one gaping bussy pic that I just left and never came back. And I was only on there for like 5 minutes. I don’t know if those dick pics were from bots or not but I’ve stopped using dating apps cause it seems every single one gets me either a bunch of bots or a bunch of dick pics.
why would femboys be on lesbian apps? I feel like we would be very much not welcome there lol.
I’ve actually seen a few and I personally don’t have a problem with it. I have also seen a lot of trans men on lesbian apps and technically, they should be on straight dating apps, but queer dating apps are more welcoming and it’s not an uncommon experience for transgender people to get banned from straight dating apps unfortunately (I myself am banned from tinder). I wouldn’t be surprised if those apps were also banning femboys as well.
Grindr is one big flesh market, honestly. It’s a 10/90 gamble, 90% dick pics and 10% the occassional deep … discussions.
Deep discussions on grindr reminds me of this:
It’s also a great way to gain access to buildings. I know someone who uses it to get into high rise apartments with his buddies. Set the proximity search thingamajig to a few hundred feet, and you’ll only match with others in that building you’re outside of. He gets a lay, his buddies make their way to the top, and he joins them later.
And that’s how I met your father
