Arthropod
“Anthropod?”
CRAB PEOPLE
This isn’t universal “human” but very culturally different
I beleive Australian Aboriginal People have what they call
Bush GrubBush Tucker
man if scorps was even just on par, hell even close, with the taste of ol’ lobby boys we’d have mass factory farms gen-breeding them sting bugs as large as like Merican farm turkeys vs wild turkeys
Good news! Oxygen levels will go up, so scorpions will get big again.Bad news.
Why will oxygen levels go up? If anything, I’d think more oxygen being tied up in CO2 would cause O2 levels to go down.
I checked and yep I’m wrong
I think they meant arthropod. Anthropod means “human leg.”
Yea and they’re delicious when they come from the sea
You’re right, but finding human legs in the sea is quite rare.
Especially when it’s prepared correctly (smothered in amber gris).
You need to find one of those reverse mermaids, and finding the regular kind is hard enough.
Depends on who you are
Can’t find your sea legs, eh? Classic landlubber.
Best I can do is sea feet.
after pouring over missing person records and studying underwater pig carcasses and regional tides, researchers think they have their answer to the mystery of the severed foot case.
Just your average 9 to 5! 😄
Sea bugs come pre-seasoned
I enjoy how the left side is labeled as “humans” twice, just in case you weren’t quite sure what specimen that is.
“I just don’t like sea bugs.” Is legitimately one of my defenses when people rib me about not liking lobster etc.
Lobster is so overrated in my opinion.
Now crab…
Lobster is just a butter delivery system.
There’s cheaper, and easier systems for this.
A spoon?
Lobster is so overrated in my opinion.
Come to Italy and try some Spaghetti all’Astice. You’ll change your mind.
Dying might change my mind, yes. I seem to be allergic to both kinds of bugs
It might be the chitin. Do mushrooms bother you?
Some folks have never been to a proper crawfish boil either and it shows
I’m the same way. Lobster makes me physically sick to my stomach for some reason (even though I don’t hate the taste), but crab is delicious.
and mine for beef is “I just don’t like leg whales”
Sizewise, more like land dolphins.
I mean, humans do eat the land ones tho, they’re just not so popular with the cultures most represented here.
Shrimps is bugs?
Nooo. After further research, bugs is shrimps.
Sauce?
Marinara, please!
Automatic downvote for atrocious spelling.
This shit made the front page of r/all; can we demonstrate that Lemmy has higher standards?
If you can tell what they meant, it’s good enough. Spelling is made up anyway
It literally means something else. Yes symbols are made up, but the concepts they exist to convey are very much real and we have certain expectations when using them. Have higher standards, holy fuck.
Ná. It daznt métr. Ic džast a simpl mistejk, nat a vór krajm.
The mistake is fine, it’s the brushing it off that’s some real low-effort, lazy nonsense.
fiss iss väri tro, jasst lätt pipål späll fö vej fej vant to.
Günter glieben glauchen globen
Give it to me baby, a ha a ha!
“anthropods” means “human legs” i think…
SEND THIS USER TO THE BOILING POT AND SERVE THEM WITH GARLIC BUTTER
Just need to get them land bugs into a gym so they can get some decent chunk of meat in them.
I would like to not live on the planet with all-natural swole radscorpions please
Irradiated and steroid enhanced it is then, gotcha.
nooooo
Have you never seen a goliath bird eating spider?
Only the outside, far as I imagine they’re just full of goo and bird beaks.
No one told me scorpion taste like lobster, now I’m curious
Living in sea water drastically changes taste, as seen in salt water fish vs. fresh water fish.
Large spiders too
Well the ones from the sea come pre-seasoned
To be fair, I’m not huge on lobster, shrimp and crab myself so… I guess I’m consistent 👍
