I do with they were bigger though. I’m very impatient…
oh no your boobs h?
May the breast bump fairy visit you thrice this night
I read that as “breast pump fairy” and my first thought was "…would that work?"
What shit that was a typo, that’s what I meant to say. I stole that joke off a creep comedian in jail so I won’t credit them but it’s a fairy that flies around with a bicycle pump at night, and gives a little pump each night to all the little estrogen receivers and achievers across the world
Oh. Wow. That was quite the roller coaster there.
Also breast pumps are a thing, and not as bycicle pumps. There’s a breastfeeding kind and a kinky kind. Not sure either one will stimulate breast growth though 😔
Yes sorry my internet presence can be a wild ride. I never know if I lob a comment too far but that sweet sweet validation is like UberEats and a stolen credit card to a racoon
You’re fine, I just don’t know what to make of that information.
Cishet here, my own A-cups are the best part of getting old and fat
Not to tell you who to be, but “I’m so glad I’m growing boobs” doesn’t seem like a very cis male thought to me…
Haha you’re right. I never dreamed of this but it’s a welcome surprise.
It’s not a cis male thing so far. I’m all for pushing the cis male envelope though. Right now searching for “man boob” practically only return results about getting rid of them. I say Normalize man boobs! Celebrate all boobies!
Hey, more power to you 💁♀️
The whole idea of gender is kinda stupid anyways. People should just be people and call themselves whatever they’re comfortable with.
love mine, i keep them on the wall in the living room.
I’d love to get some of my own some day
!diyhrt
Good place to start
Yeah, I just need to figure out how to do it in the UK and also save some money…
It’s not that expensive. Go give those resources a read, you might be surprised
I have other expenses that have to be considered too, and I’m just generally bad at spending money on myself when those exist. But I assure you, I’m working on it
Good ❤️
