I do with they were bigger though. I’m very impatient…
oh no your boobs h?
May the breast bump fairy visit you thrice this night
I read that as “breast pump fairy” and my first thought was "…would that work?"
What shit that was a typo, that’s what I meant to say. I stole that joke off a creep comedian in jail so I won’t credit them but it’s a fairy that flies around with a bicycle pump at night, and gives a little pump each night to all the little estrogen receivers and achievers across the world
Oh. Wow. That was quite the roller coaster there.
Also breast pumps are a thing, and not as bycicle pumps. There’s a breastfeeding kind and a kinky kind. Not sure either one will stimulate breast growth though 😔
Yes sorry my internet presence can be a wild ride. I never know if I lob a comment too far but that sweet sweet validation is like UberEats and a stolen credit card to a racoon
You’re fine, I just don’t know what to make of that information.
love mine, i keep them on the wall in the living room.
Cishet here, my own A-cups are the best part of getting old and fat
Not to tell you who to be, but “I’m so glad I’m growing boobs” doesn’t seem like a very cis male thought to me…
Haha you’re right. I never dreamed of this but it’s a welcome surprise.
It’s not a cis male thing so far. I’m all for pushing the cis male envelope though. Right now searching for “man boob” practically only return results about getting rid of them. I say Normalize man boobs! Celebrate all boobies!
Hey, more power to you 💁♀️
The whole idea of gender is kinda stupid anyways. People should just be people and call themselves whatever they’re comfortable with.
I’d love to get some of my own some day
!diyhrt
Good place to start
Yeah, I just need to figure out how to do it in the UK and also save some money…
It’s not that expensive. Go give those resources a read, you might be surprised
I have other expenses that have to be considered too, and I’m just generally bad at spending money on myself when those exist. But I assure you, I’m working on it
Good ❤️
