Alas, I have no rhythm

You can just wear the skirt, be the change you want to see in the world

“Yes I am, and wearing the skirt gives my boyfriend easy access 😎”

And he’s rude to slaves.

Oh, so calling the homies “my dearest lover” and kissing them is gay now? If kissing my homie is gay then I don’t wanna be straight

Literally 1984

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I love being at home, it’s where all my Stuff is and I can get it just the way I like it. The only good part about being Out is getting back home again

Good try, but no

It is indeed Lord of the Rings, strictly speaking Fellowship I suppose 👉😎👉

A group of short people get in a lot of trouble trying to return stolen jewellery

Now you’ve said that I want a real life, living horse that I could put in my pocket. Imagine everyone carrying around their pocket horse, getting them out for tiny races, slipping them a blade of grass to munch on, whimsical as fuck

Other people may be, I am not

I am tempted to just gaslight everyone around me once I get the girl meds - “what do you mean? I’ve had boobs since I was a teenager, stop being crazy”

I have other expenses that have to be considered too, and I’m just generally bad at spending money on myself when those exist. But I assure you, I’m working on it

That also goes for having sex too - “hey babe, just so you know, it’s gay sex tonight, cool?”

Yeah, I just need to figure out how to do it in the UK and also save some money…

I’m agender and by my reckoning the sexuality of anyone who kisses me is entirely at my whim

I’d love to get some of my own some day

I remember agreeing with that back in 2021 when it was posted, and now, well…