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    9 days ago

    Do the fish have teeth if so the femboy will lose

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    we haven’t defined the contest, are we asking who would win in the Female Figure Realness category of Ballroom? or … or … or are we talking about a fist fight?

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      The fish is screwed either way, it can’t dance and it has no ability to make a fist, its flipper is too inflexible

      Even if it were a bite contest, the fish has a much smaller mouth

      My money’s on the fem boy, unless it’s a swimming race

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        the fish has a much greater psychological advantage over the femboy in a fight, though - I know I would run away from a fight with a Northern Pike, so I assume a shy, soft femboy would too.

        The femboy has an obvious advantage in the Ballroom over the fish, not only will the fish struggle to demonstrate Female Figure Realness, it has no practical way to strut or dance on the Ballroom floor - even with an accommodation of a long, large aquarium tank for the purpose, I have the feeling the Northern Pike has truly no capacity to meaningfully compete. It would have to win over the judges through sheer outsiderness and underdog sympathy.

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      If the contest is procreating, probably the pike.

      If the contest is accumulating a plushie collection… probably the femboy.

    • Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca
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      The Northern Pikes are a Canadian rock band whose biggest hit was She Ain’t Pretty (She Just Looks That Way) about a woman who, despite being physically attractive, has a subpar personality.

      This meme is unrelated to that fact. Or maybe it’s not. Up to you, really.

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        I thought you were joking. I know the song and have caught N. Pikes, but did not know that was the band.

        At least one new thing learned today. Thanks.

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        I think The Northern Pike would win because most femboys are only familiar with fishnet stockings, not actual fishnets for fishing.

        I can see the femboy struggling to reel that fucker in and the line snapping from tension.

        Teach more femboys to fish so they can eat for a lifetime! I want survivalist femboys!

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        Pike fight hard af. I’m a big dude and I struggled with a mid size pike for like 15 minutes. The average femboy lacks the fishing skills and would probably give up and go kiss a boy or something

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    How is this even a question? northern pike wins any contest except maybe wii sports boxing

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      Although I don’t think N. Pikes can get nearly as big. They can get huge, but I don’t think sturgeon big.

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    9 days ago

    There’s still a wild ape inside of the soft shy femboy that can be reverted back to in a desperate survival situation.