What Disney fails to understand is that Star Wars fits so many genres. It doesn’t need to be space opera. That’s what the trilogy was, but that’s not the whole universe.

People really liked the western. People really liked the spy thriller.

I think people would really like the buddy cop movie. I think people would really like the samurai movie. I think people would really like the creature horror movie.

Someone got jilted by a 17 year old

Wait, are you suggesting people need to bribe the cops to not murder them because the cops are underpaid essenital workers?

Or did you really think this was actually about Amazon delivery drivers and still just had a weird take on it?

And he’s also going to tell Trump to fly a kite. They can go together and make a day of it. They’ll laugh and bond and throw rocks at minorities. It’ll be a grand occasion!

Second hand fascism

“We won it last time! Why change now? Besides, proportion representation only leads to more parties and that’d mean we’d have to… cooperate.”

Sounds like that’ll buy you one logistic

We re-re-re-re-re-re-re-released Skyrim once again over the last 10 years, it just doesnt have the same traction. It’s just that these audiences are only interested in a game for 6 months max.

Let’s just file that plan under "anything but reducing consumption "

That’s not it at all. Literally, my children told me, “I don’t want to go up, I just want to go to the houses with bowls”. But it’s not a lazy thing, it’s a social anxiety thing. We don’t chat with strangers, we don’t make small talk with people we don’t know, we don’t ask people things we can find out without asking people things. We’re socially awkward parents and we have socially awkward children.

Millennials, the ones who would much rather text than call on the phone their dearest friends and closest relatives, are 35-40 years old. They’re the ones with halloweening children and those kids are just ask averse to face to face interactions with neighborhood residents as we are.

Seems excessive. Loads of people have spent many many years in as little as 18 Sq. Ft. Why can’t people just be happy with that?

/s

Isn’t collective punishment against the Geneva Convention?

I forgot all about instruments! Saxophone too

How about the -phones? Like Persephone, Telephone, and Megaphone?

TIL

Or that we should agree on “throur”

Yeah, where do I get in on this grant money?

I’ve got a few ideas for studies the world just needs to know about:

“Readiness of handy calculator more prevalent then thought 50 years ago.”

“Silver jumpsuits not as common in 21st century as 20th century media suggests.”

When you get paid to stop something bad that is happening, prevention is not in your best interest.

You just can’t hear that hint over the hint of the constant torment of the growing lower class