And then there is me: in a quantum superposition of being a cis guy and a hardcore mønster femboy at the same time
That’s just having a caffeine addiction
This is the way. The day ain’t started until I have tachycardia*.
condolences on being danish
At least I’m not bri’ish or fr*nch
or american…
oh it’s actually about drinks not a metaphor for genitalia
I game no idea how these two drinks relate to genitalia. There might be a misunderstanding between you and me. I just made a silly meaningless joke.
I thought the OP meme was monster dick femboy vs small dick femboy (both are great)
Oooooh yea I get it. Would be funnier this way.
lmao
I’m a straight white dude and I chug both when situation dicates
being a femboy and being a straight white dude are not mutually exclusive 👍
Huh, actually blew my mind there a little. In that case I’m a straight white macho(-macho-macho?) dude, and I chug trains all day.
I’m on the right :3c peach ice tea flavour mate is best
nah… too sweet, winter mate is a lot more interesting
Where?! I’ve seen this advertised on their website and on some of their bottles’ labels but never in stores
berlin in spätis around winter, always thrilled when i spot this :D
Yea, not getting to Berlin anytime soon sadly D:
This is my favorite flavor!! So good.
Wait, there’s a peach version of the iced tea flavor?!
I wish Mate weren’t so hard to find in the US. Yet another reason to expatriate…
Afaik, that’s the only iced tea variant they have. At least by Club Mate.
I’m not sure about sugary, carbonated mate drinks but yerba mate as a tea might be easier to find. They’re imported from South America and might be easier to find depending on where you live. Not sure if carbonated mate drinks are a thing outside Germany at all tbh
Had that once, almost threw up. 10/10 would never drink again
Mate in general or this specific flavour? Regardless, you’re wrong :D (jk)
I love the normal club-mate, but I just couldn’t drink this flavour. For some reason it just tasted bad to me
Fair enough. I like iced tea, so it’s the best of both worlds for me
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I gotta try that sometime :3
Idk what the one on the right is, some kinda iced tea? I don’t drink either, because Monster hurts my tummy now. What about all the good femboys who only drink water and juice?
Right one is Club-Mate, a special kind of caffeinated tea thing
Mate <3 (Im also IT and ADHD)
I don’t drink either of these.
why not both?
what about the vodka femboys
And which one are you?
Mostly Mate, but I drank a lot of monster in the past. From time to time I still do, but they’re expensive
Nonetheless, a cute feminine boy :3
