I’m giggling a bit inside because I have an acquaintance that took up falconry in his late 40s and not going to lie, I’m a bit jealous because it is apparently a bit of a costly and time consuming hobby that’s just not an option for me.
I’m watching Insatiable. At one point, the mom: “every 17 year old goes through that phase where you think it’s real… You watch The Craft, you look up some spells, try some casting…”
Actually closed with some poignant shit, “the only real demons are the ones from our past”
I learned magic then the cult followed. I meant to learn sleight of hand magic, but accidentally ended up with blood magic instead. The demons won’t let me sleep, but I haven’t missed a white rhino payment yet. (I wanted to go with a regular think cause who the hell wants to pay the premium, but to be honest the blood just contrasts so much better with the white rhino, it was a no brainer)
I think this is the plot to the movie with Scott Bakula Lord of ilusions.
Common mistake. They based the movie on my life.
What’s the best way to start a sex cult? Asking for a friend.
Start a regular cult and then make a hard turn into sex cult. Regular cults take off much quicker
While we’re here…
“Unzips”
Join a college marching band
This guy’s life story might have some pointers.
- buy a sports car [company]: Elon
- lease a falcon: RFK Jr.
- start a cult: L. Ron Hubbard
It was a car modification company – AC propulsion – they sold kits to make your car electric
I learned Magic and now I Jund’em Out!
Like the bird? Can you lease a predatory animal?
