I really want him to not do a photo op at a McDonald’s but do an actual shift there, at federal minimum wage, for like a month or so. By the end of it he’ll probably be cooking turd burgers, or at least overcook them so much they might as well be turds.

Are you going to hide it behind a cage with an elaborate hidden way to get to it?

Lo, I have been bested.

Doritos also have high structural integrity, being triangles and all.

Now I gotta wait to get though work first today, just hope it flies by so I can get home to try this out.

The solution here is obvious. Use ChatGPT to rebut her ChatGPT-generated arguments. Since it’s now a bot arguing with a bot, it cancels out.

Dat spread tho

Pythagoras wants to know your location

There’s an infamous Penis Man that did graffiti at one point in time.

Weird, the Flowers By Irene truck is still outside.

I appreciate the communion wafers he’s snacking on being included in the pic. They’re the Pope’s snack of choice.

Yes.

She makes a compelling argument.

Subscribes

🚨 Put the plunger in immediately and start proactively plunging. 🪠🚽🚨

It would make an interesting footnote in the scientific article that had this pigeon in the experiment.

“1 This pigeon was removed from the experiment as it was eaten by a local Florida Man.”

Why would doctors remove extra penises if they are visible? It’s obviously a blessing from the Penis Man.

Shifts bit to the left

Um what am I doing

Shifts bit to the right

program crashes

Or the equally dumb Reaganism, "The nine most feared words are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help’ "

Meteorologists employed by the government can give us plenty of warning, paid by us taxpayers, rather than having to fork over cash to AccuWeather.

Plenty of civil service government jobs do the same thing and it’s incredibly ignorant to assume that they’re an IRS Boogeyman “revenuer” out to get you.

What Futurama level bureaucrat do I need to be to get assigned this post?