• Snot FlickermanEnglish
    123·
    23 hours ago

    As a former pizza delivery guy, having cute women hit on you is nice and all, but have you tried receiving a scribbled note from a child that said “thank you pizza man I love pizza” because I kept that shit for years it was so god damned heartwarming.

    The best tip I ever received. Thanks, kiddo.

    • tetris11@lemmy.mlEnglish
      29·
      23 hours ago

      Best I ever had was me being invited up to some fancy flat, because the guy thought the Balaklava I used to deliver was funny.

      When I got up there, there was a man and a woman in bed watching TV, whilst the guy who invited me in was holding a camcorder.

      He laughed, they chuckled warily, and me being the nervous 20-something that I was chuckled too and said “Pizza!”

      Apparently that was the right word, and they let me go and gave me a good tip, but I’ve always wondered what if…

  • PostiveNoise@kbin.melroy.org
    21·
    18 hours ago

    I clearly remember an incident when I was a 20 year old pizza delivery guy who made a delivery to an attractive middle aged woman in a bathrobe who gave me a bit of mischievous smile when I showed up with her pizza. I didn’t take the bait, but it was pretty weird. Luckily the pizza was from a really good place, so hopefully she wasn’t too disappointed.

    • DrSteveBrule@mander.xyzEnglish
      21·
      17 hours ago

      I was about 22 when a delivered a pizza to a motel where 3 very attractive women answered the door in their underwear and invited me in. It was 1am and I had worked all day in 90 degree weather. It was my last delivery before going back and closing up the shop which i knew would take at least an hour. I politely declined and have regretted that decision since lol, but I think i ultimately did them a favor, considering how much sweat I accumulated that day.

  • peachEnglish
    12·
    18 hours ago

    transition goals right here :3