Best I ever had was me being invited up to some fancy flat, because the guy thought the Balaklava I used to deliver was funny.

When I got up there, there was a man and a woman in bed watching TV, whilst the guy who invited me in was holding a camcorder.

He laughed, they chuckled warily, and me being the nervous 20-something that I was chuckled too and said “Pizza!”

Apparently that was the right word, and they let me go and gave me a good tip, but I’ve always wondered what if…