I wonder if you’re allowed to heat food in the piss microwave
Somebody probably bought someone else’s urine to pass a drug test, and tried heated it up to be “fresh”
Which is stupid because you could burn yourself if you don’t pay attention when using (gas station) microwaves with a piss shot. Not to mention you’re rolling the dice on target temp.
The smart way is to strap a flask to your thigh and let your body hear and time get it where it needs to be.
Closest microwave to the probation office.
This guy probes
I’ll bet that pissed someone off.
when i took a drug test for employment, the confirmation form given to me by the nurse included field for urine temperature
Somebody’s always warming up urine when I want to heat my chuckwagon sandwich. Sucks to wait.
I’d make really specific ones just to troll
