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InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

John 14:6

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John 14:6

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InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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Please open your song books to the song of invitation God Bless All The Universe

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    A man 🙏🙏

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    BRUH!

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      For real, no one has even clicked the link!!

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        “sign in to confirm you’re not a bot” sorry, I’m a bot

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    I had to replace the bag on my spirit can.

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    Jesus’ mum was this woman, the Virgin Mary, who one night got visited by an angel and told she’d been gotten pregnant by a Holy Ghost. Of course, actual ghosts jizz ectoplasm which only contains ghost sperm, but Jesus wasn’t born a phantom, leading experts to believe Mary wasn’t impregnated by a real ghost, but by a man in a sheet like in Scooby-Doo.

    -Philomena Cunk

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      Excellent hyperlink manners!

    • j4k3@lemmy.world
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      Bibs never said Hose F. checked the hymen. If the merry story was straight, this plot hole would be closed. Old Hosed F. wore a red uniform on TNG

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        Was this text to speech? Either way, upvoting for old hosed F

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          It was joking around; intentional

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    What are you doing step spirirt

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      My tunic hath become lodged in ye ol’ washboard.

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    You must feel Jesus enter you.

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      I’m so full of the spirit, I think I’m about to burst.

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        Hey wait a minute, I thought Santa was supposed to to come, not Jesus

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          Santa only comes once a year, but the Lord comes for me whenever I need him.

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            No, wait, hold on, that’s just your priest

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              Anyway, both of them leave kids’ rooms with an empty sack.

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      Another soul saved!

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    And the lord did nut, for it was not November. Amen.

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    I need to feel you inside me, Jesus

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    And the Holy Spirit did come unto the congregation.

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    Skeet Jesus!

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      Relevant

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