Only sometimes?

When she sees you activate the bridge’s manual cartridge slot.

They never have the Thunderbolt version in stock…

If you thought the Netflix series was good (in spite of all the ninjas), then absolutely yes.

Born again is a bit more grounded and brutal, but it still carries all the hallmarks of original run. And Charlie Cox is amazing as always.

Turned.

Example: This Onion turned in: 37 days.

Jimmy, donate to an LGBT organization in Charlie Kirk’s name.

It’ll be funny if this series goes longer than the Netflix series.

Just as planned.

“Today it’s Gorman, tomorrow it’s you.”

“Welcome to Swamp Swap! We buy and sell anything that floats.”

The Gridman franchise is actually really great. I recommend it.

Onion articles now have a shelf life.

Based Tim Russ.

WTF is Shatner and Beltran even doing? Charlie Kirk and people like him call for the harm and death of people that Star Trek once stood to accept and validate. Fuck them both!

Playing as the Hulk: “This door is locked.”

And these blast marks, too accurate for sand people. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.

“The day” is almost always a honey badger in disguise.

Fall I can deal with. Spring makes me look like I’m dying.

I expected nothing less.

I’m gonna level with you, brother, immorality existed way before the internet.

I fucking thought it was just a shopped photo of Dan Aykroyd and Danny DeVito!