InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoJohn 14:6lemmy.worldimagemessage-square24linkfedilinkarrow-up1465file-text
arrow-up1465imageJohn 14:6lemmy.worldInternetCitizen2@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square24linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSnot FlickermanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53·2 months ago Jesus’ mum was this woman, the Virgin Mary, who one night got visited by an angel and told she’d been gotten pregnant by a Holy Ghost. Of course, actual ghosts jizz ectoplasm which only contains ghost sperm, but Jesus wasn’t born a phantom, leading experts to believe Mary wasn’t impregnated by a real ghost, but by a man in a sheet like in Scooby-Doo. -Philomena Cunk
minus-square𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoBibs never said Hose F. checked the hymen. If the merry story was straight, this plot hole would be closed. Old Hosed F. wore a red uniform on TNG
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 months agoWas this text to speech? Either way, upvoting for old hosed F
minus-square𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoIt was joking around; intentional
-Philomena Cunk
Bibs never said Hose F. checked the hymen. If the merry story was straight, this plot hole would be closed. Old Hosed F. wore a red uniform on TNG
Was this text to speech? Either way, upvoting for old hosed F
It was joking around; intentional
Excellent hyperlink manners!