Don’t forget India!

And then someone gets a free trip to El Salvador.

I’m seeing Kevin from The Office with a giant pot of chili.

lol John Goodman is on the hood of a car smashing the windshield with a golf club or a baseball bat. Completely destroying the fuck out of this car. And he’s yelling “this is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!”

Didn’t know he was vegan. Weren’t they both guests at the chefs table on Hell’s Kitchen recently? Do they make anything vegan on that show?

Still think @Buffalox makes a decent point. You never know there could be some cowboy out there, sees a woman getting dragged into a van by masked men, and starts popping off rounds.

You want some 8x7A2 using the same bathroom as you???

And if it’s not fake, the president can declassify it just by thinking it.

I only accept signal invites from guys named Big Balls.

Getting high on your own farts is also a 4 step process.

Oh it’s great news either way. I’d just be curious about the numbers.

Yeah I’m wondering for how many weeks.

And then how many millions of ms office users there are? (Or billions…)

This is one way to deal with conflict of interests not being addressed. Too badly it can’t work for everything else. Like I can’t “boycott” space travel.

Right, you’d think they would provide vin numbers, which the government would then check against vehicle registrations with whatever DMV equivalent.

We call them “TPS reports” buddy. slaps back

How do mirrors feel about themselves?

I pity the fool.

Unless they have probable claws.

I feel like other cultures predating Jesus would have had stories about humans who suck blood, and are undead. African cultures had zombies e.g. but that’s not quite the same thing. Probably South American like Mayans and Aztecs had similar myths. Though I’m guessing they probably didn’t turn into bats. Or does that concept also transcend cultural myths?

Maybe vampires were unstoppable before Jesus. So not only did he save us from sin, he also saved us from vampires.

And then calls it a “rejection of extremism.”