InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoJohn 14:6lemmy.worldimagemessage-square24linkfedilinkarrow-up1465file-text
arrow-up1465imageJohn 14:6lemmy.worldInternetCitizen2@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square24linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarerc__buggy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up26·2 months agoYou must feel Jesus enter you.
minus-squarei_dont_want_tolinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoI’m so full of the spirit, I think I’m about to burst.
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoHey wait a minute, I thought Santa was supposed to to come, not Jesus
minus-squarei_dont_want_tolinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-22 months agoSanta only comes once a year, but the Lord comes for me whenever I need him.
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoNo, wait, hold on, that’s just your priest
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoAnyway, both of them leave kids’ rooms with an empty sack.
minus-squareInternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoAnother soul saved!
You must feel Jesus enter you.
I’m so full of the spirit, I think I’m about to burst.
Hey wait a minute, I thought Santa was supposed to to come, not Jesus
Santa only comes once a year, but the Lord comes for me whenever I need him.
No, wait, hold on, that’s just your priest
Anyway, both of them leave kids’ rooms with an empty sack.
Another soul saved!