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Why is this not a default part of aftercare?
DO NOT fuck the microwave
Instructions unclear
Just gonna get a little cancer, Stan, tell Mom it’s fine. Can you hand me a beer?
isn’t microwave radiation non ionising?
it is if you get it excited enough
This got a genuine, full-bellied lol from me. Thank you
I would also like a sign, we can just like tape it on
Messy sex and being bathed afterwards? Yes please
Licking is not enough
Phrasing!
Sincerely,
Your mom