Shit
Damn, American conservatives are weird as fuck.
Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That bitch didn’t know it’s fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone put a thin white line over it. I was about to shit a brick.
fuck
Bold comment considering your username.
Always make sure to check your disk drives for errors before you have issues
Or in other words:
You best filesystem check yourself before you filesystem wreck yourself.
You’ve been engagement baited
I’m sick of it too
They didn’t want to open a portal to hell via a spirit of
shit
Hypothetically once a demonic hell portal opens could you push someone through it, stop listening, and trap them there? Will it work if I am the only listener using ear buds and Spotify? Asking for a friend…
What does the guy need in his life? There’s a glitch with the photo that cuts off right when he says. Did anyone follow-up and ask him what he needed?
If anyone’s curious, it’s Psalm 69 by Minestry.
Based on the username, something industrial would have been my first guess.
They think metal is all about devil and demon and hell.
Metal in reality: i’ll make a journey and find this holy sword to defeat evil and uphold justice.
Alternatively: I’m a dwarf and i digging a hole.
It’s wonderful how misunderstood a lot of the ‘evil’ metal bands are. Bands like Cradle of Filth and Cattle Decapitation have ostensibly repulsive artwork and song titles/lyrics, but the themes and meaning behind the songs meander between tongue-in-cheek fun to philosophical pondering to outright castigation of humanity’s treatment of the natural world. Judging a book by its cover and all that stuff…
Then again, there’s Behemoth, who literally describe summoning demons and other pagan and satanic rites in their songs. But good grief, the music is so good.
The origins of metal have more moral correctness than the “Christian” US. Scroll all the way back to 1970, “War Pigs” by Black Sabbath. Song very plainly and literally about the corruption of the political establishment and the evil of war. That undercurrent never went away, all the way to the present.
And then there is a 91 year old Christopher Lee that is singing about his Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather, Charlemagne.
I listen to metal with themes of “my life has go so horribly wrong and all i know is pain” and “hot goth vampire girls”. Sometimes both at the same time.
Metal is EVIL!!! Also metal- 30min prog rock song about the singers devoted mother dying and going to haven to get her wings
🎵diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole🎵
Or about fighting Nazis and defending the Vatican.
God damnit, I’ve spent all this time listening to metal and still haven’t gotten my portal yet??!?
I don’t like metal. But if it rips portals open, I’ll start listening anyway.
I thought I didn’t like metal. A 91 year old Christopher Lee made me reevaluate that stance
I can actually understand him singing it
Rip & Tear!
So what does he listen to? Messiaen? Rautavaara? Or some cringe american band whose whole material is the blasphemous doctrine of some megachurch? If the answer is something like the first two, they certainly know how to open portals to hell and heaven and back while being extremely religious.
You can say shit on the internet.
Sir this is a Christian Minecraft server
I got a temporary suspension on that R-word site that shall not be named for using the word “retard” in the context of refrigerating bread to slow the development of mold and there was no way to contest it.
So, with that sort of shit going on all over the internets, I give folks a little grace these days when it comes to self-censorship.
Well, frankly, I don’t like the use of that word either. Shit isn’t a slur. I place slurs in a very different category than curse words.
It’s a slur to say that refrigeration retards the growth of mold?
No, sorry. It is early and I’m tired and I misread what you said.
But, it’s a slur when it’s used as a slur. When used to mean reduce, or slow, it’s just a word.
Airbus planes is it, bread bakers use it, and it’s perfectly inoffensive. Or, rather, it should be
See the other reply chain.
Uncensored version
Dear fucking God. How dare you post that disgusting filth. Get that fucking ifunny shit out of my meme
You are a hero.
Wouldn’t even be surprised if they wore a cape.
You can say shit outside of the Internet too. Shit’s crazy that way.
No shit.
POLICE!!! THIS POST RIGHT HERE!!! THEY DID A NAUGHTY!!!
Nah you can’t say shi…
Oh man, I haven’t seen candle Jack in a minu…
Won’t get promoted by the content algorithm on most sites though
Bros not gonna believe this secular humming sound did the same thing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWX6snuwtDc
did anyone find out what metal they were listening to? 👀 asking for a friemd
Definitely Christopher Lee singing about his Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather, Charlemagne.
Probably this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vCnsJkoaGE
Actually yeah, Rehfeldt basically is “metal” with the goofy quotes, haha. I think that means Radio Disney is the lazy river to hell.
my bet is on iwrestledabearonce
Luna13 - Hear my Call ?
Portal - Swarth probably
jk, idk
Came here to post this. My olds roommate legit asked if I was trying to open a portal to hell when I first played them for him.
Fantastic mood setter.
You have to use an LP and play it backwards for the portals to open or else it won’t work.
Have to break those in half and throw them in the trash to prevent Satan from taking over your brain.
At this point we really need to accept that there are still puritans amongst us. That said, [insert profane insult here, everything I could think of would irritate someone, and well, shit].
I said BS at a presentation the other week, like literally the letters, because I wanted to say something completely wrong was bullshit, so I censored it for my wide audience. My boss “mentored” me later that I shouldn’t say that because I never know who is watching my talk. If those little bitches lose the heart of my discussion because I used an expletive to reinforce the strength of my observations, they can eat a dick. Obviously, I said I’ll try to keep their advice in mind because…
I really wish we could get back to a place where people weren’t so easily offended.
Idiots have existed at all times. Sometimes they are competent at other things that make them seem competent but they are not.
I want to read your insult, so I can measure it to the profanities popping in my mind.
