BACK yard??? Brother, you don’t even WANT to know what happened in your FRONT yard!!!

She will try to lick you. She licks everybody who gives her attention. Except me. I taught her I don’t like being licked. So now I can pet her, and boop her, and (if my sister isn’t looking) give her small amounts of food. Znd she just snuggles up in my lap.

But she still tries to lick, and I say “heeey”, and she goes “Oh, right. Sorry”. And I go “it’s ok.” And then my sister comes over and is confused why she’s so obsessed with me, or my mom, whenever we visit.

But I’m the only one she makes an actual effort not to lick.

Who would win in a fight? A sunflower? Or a bucket of 1990s Nickelodeon green slime?

It’s too bad you’re not in Ohio. I want Maisey and Bruno to be best friends!

If you have a way to play NES games you should play “Cyberstadium Series: Basewars”.

Yes, it’s a lengthy title. But basically, it’s robots playing baseball. And if they get on base safely, they’re safe. But if you throw them out, the robots fight each other. And if the out robot wins, he’s safe. If the out robot loses, he’s out!

And you can upgrade your robots like mechs. You win baseball games, you get cash. You spend the cash on robot upgrades. Now you can fight better, throw faster, hit baseballs harder.

Yes, I like the game. How did you know?

Are you Jeff Goldbloom?

Fred at his height was the most subscribed person on youtube.

These people aren’t celebrities. They’re blink and you’ll miss it wisps in the wind. Their downfall happens real fast once people stop giving a shit.

He pulled up to Levi’s stadium dressed as a civil war union soldier.

Do try to keep up.

I mean…you’re the only one engaging. Up until 3 days ago I had zero concept that this person existed.

So just shut up, and he’ll go away. You don’t see anybody talking about Fred anymore. HEEEY ITTSSS FREEEEDDD!!! Remember him? Barely? Exactly.

Just eat her up, huh?

Well the next president of the united states IS a woman after all!

I have zero clue who/what you’re talking about, and I feel I’m better off for that.

I have a concept of cake.

Wtf is Canva, and also, I won’t be using Canva I guess.

I was going to link to a video from There I Ruined It, doing a Taylor Swift song as a death metal song.

But either Taylor Swift had it removed, or Youtube auto deleted it.

Just know it was glorious.

cat smacks you 1000 times in 3 seconds

What? A Japanese cat is still a cat.

Hey! I live in Ohio! And…

…no, fair enough.

moist.catsweat.com???

I disagree. Mbin is so small at this point that going to fedia.io isn’t even an issue.

As users pour in, over the millions, then they’ll spread out. But for now, it’s kind of like worrying that the town is getting too crowded because a 5th house was built, and the other town only has 2 houses.

Hey, so I noticed that the layout on fedia.io is great on my tablet, and my pc, but on my cell phone it’s garbage.

Is that a fedia.io issue I should let Jerry know about? Or is it an mbin issue that I should show you?