Gooses are obnoxiously loud and they shit everywhere. I’m a little surprised we (the US) haven’t elected one since those seem to be desirable traits in our president these days.
They are immensely entertaining though. I actually love walking through the park in breeding season and seeing them do their honk and dance routine, tirelessly to every person and dog combo which goes by. They could just move off the path and be unmolested. But no, that is not the way of the goose. It is to yell impotently at everything which could kill you easily, and then to become emboldened by their lack of interest.
Gooses are obnoxiously loud and they shit everywhere. I’m a little surprised we (the US) haven’t elected one since those seem to be desirable traits in our president these days.
They are immensely entertaining though. I actually love walking through the park in breeding season and seeing them do their honk and dance routine, tirelessly to every person and dog combo which goes by. They could just move off the path and be unmolested. But no, that is not the way of the goose. It is to yell impotently at everything which could kill you easily, and then to become emboldened by their lack of interest.