every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

soldier

hundreds? more like thousands…

1. Lego Island
2. Oregon Trail
3. TMNT for the NES
4. Mario 64
5. Worms Armageddon

a rubber room

meow

give me more of what I really neeeed 🎵

The Court Jester (1955)

My grandparents had it on vhs, recorded from a tv broadcast. We watched (and quoted) it obsessively every time we went to visit them.

beanssss

meowmeowww

Oh he’s a socialist alright… the “national” kind.

thirties*

Eulaliaaaaaaa!!!

Mr. couchfucker, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent speech were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

NYU is private, it just has a vaguely public sounding name.

GROND

tinkle-down

Shaggy was in attendance

stole requisitioned