Hornypost
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Bonk
If you work 0 hours at unemployed doesn’t that mean you’re working 24 hours?
How many breaks do I get for my 0 hour shift
All of them
Hope you can work from home and don’t need to commute
Commutin from my bed to the couch, stuck in traffic in the hall filled with laundry😭😭 fucking cat cut me off. almost crashed into the vacuum under a pile of shirts gdi “use a turn signal you feline” I yell as the cat claws-out zooms by. Commuting is fucking stressful omg
Booty.
carrot.
If you pull her tail she’ll turn on
kinky :3
this is the most me thing ever :3
Same. Just add rolling over instead of doing anything.
Wow this is so sad.
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Can you let me smash?/s
Me, showing up with tequila, a pogo stick, and a hand cranked mixer: “I aim to entertain!”
Me next month 🥰 I’m gonna play so many video games
oh wow, unemployed net. I haven’t seen this for ages 📷
Good luck on the job hunt, hang in there.
