Hope you can work from home and don’t need to commute
Commutin from my bed to the couch, stuck in traffic in the hall filled with laundry😭😭 fucking cat cut me off. almost crashed into the vacuum under a pile of shirts gdi “use a turn signal you feline” I yell as the cat claws-out zooms by. Commuting is fucking stressful omg
Hornypost
Hornyposts are allowed here, if you dont want them consider !19684@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Bonk
If you work 0 hours at unemployed doesn’t that mean you’re working 24 hours?
How many breaks do I get for my 0 hour shift
All of them
If you pull her tail she’ll turn on
kinky :3
Booty.
carrot.
this is the most me thing ever :3
Same. Just add rolling over instead of doing anything.
Wow this is so sad.
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Can you let me smash?/s
Me next month 🥰 I’m gonna play so many video games
Me, showing up with tequila, a pogo stick, and a hand cranked mixer: “I aim to entertain!”
oh wow, unemployed net. I haven’t seen this for ages 📷
Good luck on the job hunt, hang in there.
