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- nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
or he wants a hit you greedy basta…
What do you think of my business idea of dogtoys that smell like illegal stuff, so you can train your dog to sniff out things. You have a ball and it smells like cocaine (there is no cocain in there), but you can hide it and train your dog now to sniff out cocaine, just for the fun of it. And there is one, that smells like explosives, one for marijuana, one for meth and so on.
The real idea is to treasure those scents and spray them on all kinds of random shit.
If the damn dog reacts to a bunch of items that aren’t weed, then you have grounds to challenge any searches conducted based on the dog’s reaction.
People do train and compete with their dogs in scent work but they use essential oils. So there may be a market for scented toys but probably not for illegal stuff.
Also I’m not sure accidentally busting a drug trafficker is the key to a long healthy life lol.
and then I can take my dog for walks and get some really cool free shit like weed, or cocaine, or lead…
Is it an urban legend, that people have hidden stashes in public?
i had hidden stashes in public when I was on probation as a youth lol
only one way to find out!
Are those branches drying in the bathroom? Does that work? I’d think the high moisture after showering would ruin the drying process every time.
Maybe it’s a separate 2nd bathroom they don’t really use, idk?
Maybe they just don’t shower
A half gallon of patchouli oil will get rid of the smell!
Oh, cool, I didn’t know my old roommate was on Lemmy.
Possibly, however you can apparently dry wood even in outdoor non-sheltered conditions.
“Non-sheltered”?
I mean sure you van leave wood out to dry but if it rains a lot at least the top logs won’t prolly be dry. But like if you cover them from rain with a tarp it’s fine.
Weed would go moldy though.
Bathroom isn’t bad if he’s not taking long hot showers all the time. Good ventilation because it’s an area that’s often wet.
Honestly if you have a decent exhaust fan and take short showers the humidity build up can be low.
A lot of growers turn the spare bathroom into the gardening room.
Edit: but not these guys, they have shampoo and stuff still in the shower. Iunno
We have shampoo and stuff in our guest bathroom, so it’s still definitely possible.
Either an ex cop dog, or an ex grower’s dog
Neighbors: “ACAB!”
Dog: “Please, I’m retired.”
The real ACAB is the police department dumping a retired K9 at the pound.
Yeah throw away a living animal once you no longer have use for it why don’t you
These two are cool tho’.
If you are non-german or OOTL: One refuses to bite a demonstrator (who is protesting against Nazis) even though it is literally shoved into one, and the other one just bites another cop.
Fucking rofl. The dogs are more moral than those bastards.
Oh look, animal abuse.
There was a X, so i closed it.
“and all the innocent people you helped lock up? Are they happily retired?”
Ruff
Any idea what breed that dog is?
Looks a bit like a german shepherd?
Which would make sense since they are often police dogs
That looks nothing like a German shepherd.
wdym it looks exactly like one
The color pattern looks like a Shepard is in the mix too…
Dog breed!
The best kind.