Not pictured: The giant crate full of dildo’s, furry costumes and assorted fetish gear under the bed.
It is pictured, just not visible
Theres three naked dudes under that bed you just know it.
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They all said no homo bro, so it can’t be homo, bro
Bisexual pride!
So many people have thought I was gay I went into introspection. Turns out I’m very straight.
I will say this in my bluntly antiquated way (47 man).
I kissed my buddy in high school because fuck it it was a dare. Didn’t like it it’s fucking weird. I wear pink. Love pink. I’ve painted my nails, dyed my hair, wore a dress before. I do all that because I know I’m straight. It’s hilarious watching less secure people do juggling exercises in their heads when I know I’m going home and I’m fucking chicks.
My current gf is far more conservative than I am so I’ve toned down a lot but my joke has always been my grandma thought I was gay and asked my cousin once. He told her I’m not because he’s walked in on me so many times having sex with girls lol.
Moral of the story, don’t give a fuck what people think. Do you and if doing you is being gay then be fucking gay. Own it. Trust people like me will have your back if some dickhead pushes back.
I’m with John Waters. We need to bring perverts back into fashion.
Dude, same.
I don’t wear much pink, but I paint my nails, I color my beard non-standard colors (I look great in purple).
Completely straight, never once had an interest in the same gender. I often accompany friends to drag shows and gay bars and I have a blast.
If it helps narrow minded people understand just say that pink used to be considered the man’s color and baby blue was actually for girls before WW2. It’s fun to watch them realize colors have no gender.
I was with you to the last line, but who’s John Waters?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Waters
Legendary artist / filmmaker. His movies are not for everyone and can be tough watches at points but also hilarious and with some great characters.
Him, Luigi, and the Wire are the gifts Baltimore has bestowed on the states.
He’s a gay writer/filmmaker… has produced some real trashy stuff lol.
Delightfully trashy
Yeah, it’s usually just a compliment. Some things that implied I was gay were having gay friends, smiling, being friendly and not always having sex-seeking behavior with girls. Probably also that I don’t have traditionally male hobbies like football and I’m also a good listener. Then there’s the fact that I grew up in an all female household and I’m up for listening to matters of the heart.
Rest I’m pretty much a stereotype guy, I go to the gym, mediocre hygiene and dress like I have no sense of style. I’ve had some girls even say “I first thought you were gay but in reality you’re really straight”. Probably my love of having sex with girls gave it away finally.
This sort of thinking is what made me realize that early gay figures (e.g. think the extremes of San Francisco and the like) were straight-up punk rock. “You don’t like us and want to harm us? Check it out, I’m walking my partner on a leash and we’re not wearing pants. Go fuck yourself.” That perspective really morphed my view into a real respect.
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my dad still thinks I’m gay, and I’ve introduced him to previous gfs
I’m my late teens and early twenties, I had several occurrences of gay guys hitting on me, to the point where I started to worry that there was something about me. It seems funny to me now, but I really did have a period of wondering if I could be and was just repressing it because of my Catholic upbringing. But ultimately I realized that I just didn’t find guys attractive at all, and even the thought of kissing a guy was kind of a boner killer. So I get what you’re saying, even though on the surface it sounds funny to say you wondered if you could be gay.
Sometime later I ended up with a couple of close gay friends, and I mentioned it to them. They said it was probably because I put out a very non-judgemental vibe and didn’t seem like a homophobe, so it probably didn’t seem risky to hit on me.
So many people have thought I was gay I went into introspection. Turns out I’m very trans.
im gay but not in the way anyone thought
For some reason lots of women think I’m gay too, even when I had a woman friend wingman for me. I’m self sufficient, reasonably clean, I dress nice (with help), and honestly a bit odd so I suppose that’s why they’d think that. Just like you though, I’m quite straight
Not gay, I just fear the idea of being around another human. I am incapable of romance.
It’s easy. Just pretend everyone is a cat.
I think the cops would show up if I just randomly give a stranger head pats after allowing them smell my finger.
Hey some people pay good money for that kind of service
Found the cat.
Can I have some pats please
If you just wanna squeeze it for a while that’s good too
That’s fair, humans suck.
Source, I’m human and I suck (not literally).
I spent so many years in the army I am stil not really de-institutionalized. I made my bed every day as a student with bed spread as I didn’t want to dirty my bed clothes I’m case someone sat on the bed (small room). I still fold clothes for easy counting. I used to make my wife super angry when I complained about clutter “in the common rooms” as I always took my comic, book or whatever with me as I left the room.
Tbh I only ever got positive comments from the women I dated.
But what about the men you dated? 🙃
No shade on those who fancy men, but I don’t swing that way so it never came up :)
I must admit, I never make the bed when my wife is out of town.
Am gay. I don’t make the bed unless I expect visits. Does it make me feel fricking good to see a tidy bed and house? Yes. Will I do it every day? Absolutely not.
Just like us cis folk might feel as well. Am cis male, feel the same way, sort of. In fact, I might even make the bed more often when my wife isn’t around because she keeps telling me that living things like a tidy bed more just after you get up out of it, so wait a while until making it. But if I wait, it never gets done. I’ll do it immediately if she isn’t around.
FYI, gay men can be cis too, I guess you meant straight. Cis means you feel like the sex you physically have, it has nothing to do with sexual preference.
Ah okay. Gosh, I’ve had the wrong idea about that. I thought it was what you describe plus being straight. My mistake, thank you so much for the correction.
Cis is just the opposite of trans.
I got it 👍
Cishet is the term you’re thinking of for that.
Oh? That word means cis + straight?
Edit: okay, I get it now 😄 the het part is for “heterosexual”. Alright cool. 👌
living things like a tidy bed more just after you get up out of it, so wait a while until making it.
I’m confused.
Couldn’t find the word when writing that comment, but I was referring to mites. Mites like a warm, made bed. But if you leave everything a bit rustled up while the bed cools off after you’ve left it, they don’t get too comfortable. Then you can make the bed after it has cooled. I’m guessing they like both the warmth, as well as the easier navigation of a made bed?
Mites just appreciate when you make the bed for them.
I’d personally be more inclined to get rid of the mites rather than make them slightly uncomfortable, but each to their own.
Mites just appreciate when you make the bed for them.
😄
I’d personally be more inclined to get rid of the mites rather than make them slightly uncomfortable, but each to their own.
Sure. However, I think it’s more about sustaining an environment where house dust mites (finally found the real term) don’t want to be. Otherwise they’ll show up/thrive. But in my mind, the best solution should be to change sheets with enough frequency, and make sure the house isn’t so dusty. That way they have no food and are swept away often enough by the washer/vacuum not to get a footing.
I guess that destroys that theory.
I make the bed, at least my side of it, every day. If I don’t, my wife, along with the cats and dog, won’t give me any covers when I get in.
I never understood sleeping in the same bed as a dog. Feels so filthy. Even a cat, bro. (Lived with cats for 22 years before moving from parent.)
I just put out a dog blanket for the dog to lay on top of. That way my sheets stay undogged. As a bonus she knows if that blanket isn’t laid out she’s not welcome on the bed and if it is she can come up if she wants.
That’s adorable. Now I understand better. I hope most people do what you do.
This looks so much like a hotel room
Looks like the kind of guy that actually puts his drugs away when not using them.
Not to be trusted.
sad beige ass room
Sad beige-ass room. Normie.
Sad beige ass-room. So gay.
Can anyone place that hotel room?
Room 312, 43 MLK Blvd, Springfield, NK
There’s a Springfield In North Korea? I’m OF COURSE there is.
If I’m being honest, it looks like a badly kept hotel room.
the clock stresses me out
Homophobic… ._.
I, too, am scared of clean spaces.
The post was literally “I’m worried you’re gay and won’t date you anymore”. Best case she’s just using it as an excuse.
Is it just perspective, or is the picture on the left side of the window lower than the one on the right?
Just perspective, look at the curtain rod, it also slants downward
So when we put all social pressure and all that aside and we look at a womanly woman, a manly woman a manly man, a womenly man, a person in between: which one would you prefer to fuck? One, several, all? This usually does the trick.
“Gotta catch em all”
What is the second picture?
A 10 inch butt plug
