You know what they say about broken clocks.

Name a single oppressed group of people that hasn’t had to use violence to gain their rights.

“whatever pirate site feels like working today and chill” rolls right off the tongue

I’d rather not.

drog dealer

no

No, no, no, it only counts as violence when it’s punching up! Bombing children and beating the people who say you shouldn’t do that is a totally different thing!

i hate this image

I mean, if you have participated in the plane discourse, you’ve probably learned that Swifties stop at nothing.

It’s not a protest, I just felt like burning down some Big Oil headquarters! Those are two totally different things, I promise!

arson time :)))) (in minecraft)

We can dream…

national ‘socialism’ my fucking ass

you forgot something

wait until you see tumblr ads

big toothpaste propaganda

remember to never brush your teeth again

Ohh, I was confused because I assumed the power would somehow be transported to Earth, which seems rather inefficient.

that’s what she said

what drinkers???

I don’t have much advice, besides wearing an expensive-looking suit, but if you have the chance to take pics, we want to see the interior too!