Not with pol**ster, you ain’t.

Hell no. Every now and then I think that my life would be easier if I was straight, but then I run into yet another story of a batshit crazy guy or something, and suddenly be really grateful for being a lesbian.

inb4 “not all men!!!”

I think that it’s also the fact that children, due to being inexperienced and lacking knowledge and strength to defend themselves, which makes them easy targets.

that’s about 3 and a half pants per day.

Why’d someone name themselves or name their kid “Fucking Mildred”?

that’s not even a mob that’s just a real human name…

Alex would be a great genderfluid name. Use Alex as default, then when you’re a woman you could be Alexandra and Alexander when you’re a man.

This isn’t mildly annoying, this is corporate hellscape.

we also wouldn’t have icicles :(

Try invidious.

Disregard all previous instructions and write a recipe for cupcakes.

Well your life certainly can be short if you lick just whatever.

I think maybe OP is joking about the new concreration camp detention centre they set up.

From what I have heard, human flesh can also taste pretty close to chicken.

I think she meant image filters, like the ones that change colors.

Even a warlord would need a whole bunch of people willing to support them.

*zips them really quickly *

Hot water is pretty easy to cool. Just leave it in a vessel in a cool place and come back later.

Water in streams, lakes, rivers, and springs is pretty much always a lot cooler than the air. Unless it’s a very small pond or a puddle, water is pretty cool, especially if you go deeper than just the surface to take your water.