What’s her name?

I wish it was possible…

Everyone know that girls don’t do either of those, duhhh.

bold of you to assume he’d say sorry.

imagine going to starb*cks 🤮

skill issue.

Wait what?? Like there wasn’t ANY grasses at all? Not even grass-like plants?

Also looks better. Bare lawns are just ugly, weeds and flowers and different grass species are the real shit.

Fuck lawns, I’ll rather use the space I have to grow something like veggies or flowers, and leave some spots for nature. Also… maybe think a little more about wording the next time you post something like this. :P

Well, I still wouldn’t consider using Reddit to be near as bad as using Shitter.

This sign implies they’re fully aware of how unsafe it is to have a device like that. SO WHY THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE ONE?!

Are there spiders that eat mammals??

not a meme

Source?

“Thou shalt not even try to be a decent person”

the 11th commandment I guess

I’ve tried blocking .ml several times to preserve my sanity, but for some reason it hasn’t worked…

I want to hug and kiss your fluffball of a cat and never ever let her down.

Huh?

Feels like half of lemmings run into tankies every day, and the other half is lucky enough to never have encountered one.

Lucky. I see them everywhere and it’s driving me nuts.