no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoAny relations experts?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up1681
arrow-up1681imageAny relations experts?lemmy.worldno banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square75fedilink
minus-squareSabata@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up40·1 month agoNot gay, I just fear the idea of being around another human. I am incapable of romance.
minus-squareByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month agoIt’s easy. Just pretend everyone is a cat.
minus-squareSabata@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoI think the cops would show up if I just randomly give a stranger head pats after allowing them smell my finger.
minus-squareByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoHey some people pay good money for that kind of service
minus-squarepixeltreelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoIf you just wanna squeeze it for a while that’s good too
minus-squareMystikIncarnate@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoThat’s fair, humans suck. Source, I’m human and I suck (not literally).
Not gay, I just fear the idea of being around another human. I am incapable of romance.
It’s easy. Just pretend everyone is a cat.
I think the cops would show up if I just randomly give a stranger head pats after allowing them smell my finger.
Hey some people pay good money for that kind of service
Found the cat.
Can I have some pats please
Best I can manage
If you just wanna squeeze it for a while that’s good too
That’s fair, humans suck.
Source, I’m human and I suck (not literally).