They forgot your mom’s stomach to show the 400 calories of cum.
/s
As if she ever stops at 400
that’d be like 80 loads
^ this person knows their cum
Average Tuesday
Well, you don’t eat swords for their calories. You eat them for the iron.
They always talk about existential horror, but never inistential horror. Curious
That looks like intestinal horror to me
My ex would probably have a few things to say about that, amiright! (kill me).
Someone should create a breed of chicken that’s primarily fibrous matter and water.
Imagine a universe where plants were responsible for modern climate change, Earth Day celebrated deforestation, and Impossible Foods was developing this monster fiber-chicken.
I guess photosynthetic life has been responsible for catastrophic climate change before
Whole grain chicken
You coud try eating the pellicle from a batch of kombucha.
Pretty much all they are. That and 97% hormone.
Guys I don’t think I can eat 400 owls in one sitting.
You don’t know untill you try. For me, maybe consuming 400 existential dread doses a day doesn’t register.
(/s maybe, this is a tongue in cheek post… )
400 calories of owls is less than one owl, owls aren’t tic tacs
except for the tictac owl
I was joking.
Existential horror has calories?! Never mind potato chips, philosophy made me fat.
Pawh. I do not consume existential horror. It consumes me.
Part of what’s made it difficult for me to turn vegetarian is I never feel full after a well-made salad. Even things like grain bowls feel a bit lacking sometimes.
High fiber salads should decrease gastric emptying speed. Grain doesn’t have a lot of fiber or protein to break down so it shouldn’t spend much time in your stomach in the first place. Amylases are generally doing their work in your saliva and small intestine.
you gotta have the legumes
You mean the
B E A N S?
Heeeere we go again guys… hold on to your jeans
peanut
Steel might be difficult to digest, but it is very caloric dense.
“Do you want to get a bite to eat?”
“No thanks. I have Lovecraft at home.”
I haven’t eaten in three days and my stomach is still full of existential horror
That sweet, sweet exy horror 🤤
c/imsorryjon
