They forgot your mom’s stomach to show the 400 calories of cum.
/s
As if she ever stops at 400
“Do you want to get a bite to eat?”
“No thanks. I have Lovecraft at home.”
Someone should create a breed of chicken that’s primarily fibrous matter and water.
Imagine a universe where plants were responsible for modern climate change, Earth Day celebrated deforestation, and Impossible Foods was developing this monster fiber-chicken.
I guess photosynthetic life has been responsible for catastrophic climate change before
You coud try eating the pellicle from a batch of kombucha.
Pretty much all they are. That and 97% hormone.
I haven’t eaten in three days and my stomach is still full of existential horror
Existential horror has calories?! Never mind potato chips, philosophy made me fat.
Steel might be difficult to digest, but it is very caloric dense.
That sweet, sweet exy horror 🤤