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What’s the difference?

Wonder what it’ll be like coming back from mental health leave.

I’m on that low% speedrun

Finally, a use case for AI slop I can get behind.

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give it time

shantae fans perplexed

I feel like it’s probably worse than this. It should start with “I read about this thing called ‘choking to death’”.

Or better yet, take out “choking to death” (which can happen) and insert some made-up bullshit like “choking so hard your eyeballs pop out”.

How do people even do this anymore

I did this kind of self-exploration at one point. I used to find all my meaning through work, which I later realized was leaving me feeling unfulfilled. So I lowered my professional ambitions in favor of focusing on the relationships I had with close friends and family.

Then I changed genders. And then those relationships got completely fucked up. And now I feel like I have nothing left to live for.

So I guess if you’re looking for meaning, my advice would be to pick something that doesn’t depend on other people.

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Or, the nightmare scenario of what anti-vegans think we’ll be ordering from McDonald’s in the next 10 years.

entertainment and stress relief to cope with being alone

Congratulations sailor, you made it to Friday

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WhO’s GoNnA pAy FoR aLl ThIs StUfF?

Bullshit.

W

Tetris 99. It’s like racing side by side with 98 other Sisyphuses to see who can get their boulder up the hill most efficiently.

lol