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> We need a vaccine to conquer this once and for all!
> Look at this great vaccine we made! All hail Operation Warp Speed!
> Hey, you need a vaccine to enter this building!
> Actually, that was just a suggestion. You should get vaccinated, but you don’t need to.
> Actually, we absolutely do not care care either way if you get vaccinated or not.
> Mandating vaccines is illegal.
> Suggesting vaccines is illegal.

We are hoping to make vaccines illegal as soon as possible.

I’m not your fry, spuddy

Some say transitioning unlocks double jumps, but in actuality it just unlocks double piercing

This is my dinner, I call it girldinner (pile of edibles)

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If you’re having trouble seeing what’s in the image, try holding it really close to your eyes and then gradually move it farther away.

Is cannon penis in the same universe as chainsaw man

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Did this person for real see the cartoon with the fence and the boxes and keep arguing?

Can you elaborate here on what you mean by “supporting racism”?

Cannabis and passive suicidal ideation

Edit: And if you’re like me, make sure you call 988 and talk to someone. That’s what I had to do earlier today, and this time it was actually kinda helpful.

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Another facet of Trump’s America: A million news stories about polls showing the majority of Americans hate Trumpian policies, officials, candidates, etc.

And none of them will matter. First, because these are polls and not elections. And second, because simple majorities alone are not sufficient to influence policy in America anymore.

Accidentally read that as masochistic.png

For me, it has to do with context.

Upbeat pop music while heading to the finish line of a 5k? Pretty good.

Upbeat pop music while I’m waiting in the psychiatrist’s office so I can tell them my life is spiraling out of control? Not preferable.

Paper Mario TTYD is my holiday season nostalgia game. I got it for Christmas when it first came out on Gamecube, and I started playing it every year since COVID winter 2020. And now I can enjoy it in all its remastered glory on Switch, so that’s pretty cool.

PTO

Goodbye