I limit my doomscrolling to a couple hour a day for the sake of my own sanity. This reminded me to stop for now. Thanks.

There’s a Lite?? Oh my gosh, you’re a hero. I use private browsing a lot (lol) and the site would never remember me disabling the chatbot.

“Can you explain what the fediverse is for me again?”

Damn, you really are the waco kid

parasects were territorial bungholes and made my early days of pokmon legends arkeus a pain but that first panel got me like :3

Early in my transition, I had to call a Lyft to get home from therapy. I don’t think the driver ever said a word to me, but he certainly couldn’t stop staring at me through the rearview mirror. He also took me on this weird sorta-circuitous route that involved an unnecessary ride on the freeway. The whole time I was thinking, “Is this it? Am I getting diappeared right now?”

Once the robo-cars came to town, I made the switch and haven’t looked back.

“(left)” was his last name, pic unrelated.

Las bubu. Like those monsters who insist on “attorneys general”.

context clues suggest this particular instance is specifically catered to the white trash constituency

I do, and it doesn’t stop.

ITT: people arguing about how to measure their wood

at some point they’re going to accuse the Heart of the World of having partisan bias in order to justify shattering it into 1000 lums that will be strewn across the land as we are plunged further into an era of chaos and darkness

From Wiktionary: The convergent evolution of decapod crustaceans from forms dissimilar to true crabs into similar forms.

Transition goals

Imagine streaming 😂

…these “happy white politician with their happy white family” photos are so bizarre…

I was told that the balalaika is what you play when you’re too drunk to play guitar.

Anyway here’s “Shooting Me Softly” from Rayman Origins for all the kazoo fans - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=thsJg1LP46A

Per Google Translate, quality-checked by someone with basically zero Japanese language skills…

Upper right: “If you don’t exercise properly, it can put strain on your body!”
Left: “Hydration is essential!”
Lower right: “Warm up and stretch before exercise to loosen up your body!”

We’re the Warner Bros!

And the Warner Sister!

And the Warner Very