Make it so!

April 5th (First Contact day)

Unrelated: I used to go to tech meetups in my city fairly often. There was one guy who always seemed to be there just for the food. I only knew him by his username (‘Lex R’ - a programming pun) and never talked to him. Tall skinny dude; if I had to guess, I’d say he was around 50ish.

Every meetup without fail, this guy ate so much pizza. One time I counted 11 slices. He also drank at least a 2L of soda - didn’t matter if it was diet or regular, he drank it. About 10 minutes before the meetup ended, he’d put a bunch of leftover slices in a pizza box to take with him. And he had a bottle of some kind in his bag that he’d pour the dregs of all the soda bottles into, and would take that with him too. It was weird because it was a tech meetup, presumably most people were making at least 6 figures.

Until today I had never considered that this might be his only source of food.

… there are only about 350M Americans. She’s saying 74% have been saved.

What a goddamn fucking moron liar.

And the crucial “Break out of frames!” link which I always appreciated

Depends how cold the tube grubs are.

I sincerely doubt this is true, but if it is, it’s not funny, it’s fucked up - she had sex with him under false pretenses. He deserves to know who he’s having sex with.

You’d have to be an absolute moron to trust them with that much sensitive data.

I don’t even like whiskey and I’m intrigued

Welp like I said in another thread… Delco gonna Delco ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yup, women have something similar: “perfume should be discovered, not announced”

Any dog that wants to say hi to me

You’re doing the lordt’s work.

Lovin’ Spoonful and Poison Girls

Shame on you

To my knowledge, this absolute boob has no scientific education whatsoever. I’m still aghast that he’s head of HHS. What a fucking shitshow.

Perfection

pall

Hims adorbs 🖤

I hope things are looking up for you.