Future future future you only says: constant screaming

“Dress for your day!”

Also Alaska: It’s over, Texas. I have the high ground.

Alaska - High point: 20,320 feet - Sea level
Texas - High point: 8,749 feet - Sea level

Dutch behavioral biologist Maarten 't Hart, hired by Herzog for his expertise with laboratory rats, revealed that, after witnessing the inhumane way in which the rats were treated, he no longer wished to cooperate. Apart from traveling conditions that were so poor that the rats, imported from Hungary, had started to eat each other upon arrival in the Netherlands, Herzog insisted the plain white rats be dyed gray. To do so, according to 't Hart, the cages containing the rats needed to be submerged in boiling water for several seconds, causing another half of them to die. The surviving rats proceeded to lick themselves clean of the dye immediately, as 't Hart had predicted they would.

Holy shit.

Changes in construction standards to increase hole ownership has lead mice to cut corners to increase holes and maintain profits from hole renters.

We have to consider the hole lords bottom line.

Oh no! He might have to flee the country.

If a kitten can draw blood on me and make me wince in pain. I have no hope of upscaling from there.

If it’s his end shouldn’t it be the end of his name “Nta”?

The better solution

Bicycle vamps

I read this as methamphetamine and it gave me pause and concerns.

I want wealth to become Batman.

No scrotum, no hair, no bumps. Closest shave you can get.

“What happened we dropped out of warp, report!”

“Sir, something moved the mouse”

Include below is a sketch of his penis.

What Founding Fathers would have to say.

“Did you not read all ‘men’ are created equal. That did not include slaves or women.”

I get shit all the time for trying to challenge the status quo. I know for a fact everyone will be happy once I’m gone. I’ll be happy once I’m gone.

Unfortunately I work in dystopia USA and am a corpo whore for healthcare because I have a family to support.