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TotallynotJessicaM to Femcel MemesEnglish · 21 天前

me except I'm a 1.5 on a good day :3

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me except I'm a 1.5 on a good day :3

TotallynotJessicaM to Femcel MemesEnglish · 21 天前
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  • Of the Air (cele/celes)
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    21 天前

    Then she should be shown care, love and understanding 🙂.

    • hazel
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      Hypothetically, if someone’s more like a 5 and always on the verge of a meltdown… Like do I– do they get 50% care, love and understanding?

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        Nah, 5s get 100% too.

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          Okay, yay! 💙

      • Of the Air (cele/celes)
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        No, why would anybody do or think such a thing? It’s not based on the bullshit measurement system of ‘attractiveness’ based on bullshit beauty standards.

        It’s based on caring about other people. Though yes, we should have explained that better, we guess.

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          I was only kidding 😳

          I don’t care for numeric scales of prettiness either.

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            21 天前

            Your joke was obvious, btw

            • Of the Air (cele/celes)
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              Please don’t assume everyone or everymany can understand all jokes in text, thanks.

              There’s a reason tone tags exist after all, as an accessibility tool for just this kind of situation.

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                I didn’t assume. I was telling them that to me it felt obvious.

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                  Please be more clear with that in the future, as your exclusion of “to me” came across as saying it was, or should have been, obvious to everyone or everymany. Thanks!

          • Of the Air (cele/celes)
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            21 天前

            Okay.

            Hope you are doing well.

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            Beauty isn’t a constant, it’s a function of the person observing, the basic interest of both parties, eagerness for a relationship, and the respective sexualities:

            B(O)=O*b_i*E*s

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    21 天前

    Jessica you are a 10.

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        i know someone who can :3

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        Yes, cause you are totally not Jessica

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        I’m an eye witness

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    given the current state of the world. you gotta be mentally insane not to be constantly at risk of a meltdown

    • TotallynotJessicaOPM
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      TIL I’m mentally sane 😔

      • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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        I hate being the bearer of bad news.

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      Wow things are so crazy I’ve become sane

      • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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        catch22 of modern times

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    So 11 then.

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      If I fix her does she become a 10 or a 12?

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        Probably an 8 or below.

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    If she’s always on the verge of a meltdown, she can’t be any higher than a 7 at the absolute most. She needs to work on herself first before she starts dating again.

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    Why can’t thigh highs ever stay up like that irl ?!?!?!

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      garters

    • Another Catgirl
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      Nude powermesh leggings that don’t let it slide down

    • trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world
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      There are ways to make them stat up without garters, I forgot the name of it but its basically stuff that glues your clothes to you a little.

      Wouldn’t use it regularly though.

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      sigh - I know right!

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    Nazuna is my favorite hot mess.

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    So you’re only a 10 on bad days? Hope things get better, it must be rough never having good days =/

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    She’s a 10, full stop.

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    Me if I wasn’t a 0 :3

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    You wanna talk about anything?

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      I’ll live. I’m just kinda bummed and lost in the world. I don’t know what to do with my life, be it leaving the country or risking staying in this scary fucking place. I’m not being useful for anyone, especially myself

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        I think at this point the best any of us can do is make good trouble. Even if that just means existing sometimes, and doing what we can to support ourselves. One day we will each be able to spit on a fascist, regardless of how we get there.

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    same

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    Not a single sega device smh my head

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