Oh no. The last time I watched Red Dwarf, Rimmer looked like an adult to me, but now he looks like a kid. Oh dear.

I don’t read their comment as critical of Australia. It’s just that if you’re establishing a scale of gun reform, Australia is at the extreme end. In the US, full Australia isn’t a realistic goal.

Vaya con huevos, amigos. I might not watch the movie, but I’ll probably start quoting it regardless.

Lighten up

Okay is that a joke about my weight? I’m so fucking done.

Using “eggs” as the punchline to anything is a cheap way to make me smile. I can’t deny it.

Pretty weird of you to not pass unsolicited judgement on the physical attractiveness of strangers. Do you ever worry that this sort of antisocial behaviour will see you ostracised from society?

Is tea drinking a big enough deal to have its own slang?

Better to be a stupid bitch than a dumb bitch. I think we all know the difference.

Edit because I just caught myself being a dumb bitch and this is such a great example: I just did a bit of light plumbing that I’ve been putting off, and really hurt myself in the process. I used my fingers, with my stupidly long nails, to slide a seal over a pipe, and painfully separated those nails from those fingers in the process. I actually predicted that this would happen. It’s the reason I’ve been putting it off. I’m a stupid bitch for injuring myself in this predictable way, but I’m a dumb bitch for my conviction that it’s really the seal that’s at fault here.

Not sure whether it changes anything for you, but I think they’re proposing that each dollar past the 3 million be taxed at 95%. Both the 3 and the 95 being spitball numbers, of course. I’m not confident that 3 million will be worth much at all in 40 years anyway.

Charlie’s still using that gamer version of Opera though. With the fake key stroke sounds enabled.

AND THE BEST PART IS THAT YOU STILL CAN RESTART IT IF YOU WANT TO! WELCOME TO THE FUTURE, LUCY!

Was there even an article to go with this headline, or do we just publish any off–hand remarks made by rich tech dudes now?

Ahh, thank you! So the truth is that she has webbed feet, which seems weird enough on its own that we don’t really need the 3 toe rumor.

I like to think of it as MTG hedging her accusation. “I think AOC has become just a little communist lately”.

I don’t think it was worth following that link. I’ve now been to Newsweek and X and I feel gross. So here’s the photo, if anyone else is curious. Pretty sure the article said it’s not real, but I was kinda just skimming for an image of weird toes, so I’m not sure.

My hair dresser is the only person to ever say this to me, and thus the only person who will ever do my hair.

When the car stereo says “chapter five” and you realise you haven’t heard the last four chapters of your audio book.

Exactly! I’m the reanimated corpse of a girl I buried decades ago, and I’m just trying to act in a way that I think people will perceive as normal. If you can tell me who I am, I’ll try to act like that.

Important update: Motivated by my bout of self awareness, I decided to get in very early and prepared instead. I’ve been waiting for my friends in the freezing cold for half an hour. This is worse than being late.