Weird to so directly illustrate how large this thing is compared to a child.

I keep telling people I just wanna soak in a vat of Estrogel for a year, playing video games in my head and getting fed through a tube.

Leave her alone.

💙

🫂

Sure you don’t want to vent in more detail?

Edit: hours later I realised I was commenting on a week–old post.

Never trust a JPEG.

Imagine waking up in your pink bed, taking off your pink eye mask, sitting up and having a drink from your pink water bottle, stumbling into the bathroom in your pink tights, brushing your hair with your pink brush and tying it back with a pink scrunchie, picking up your pink toothbrush from the pink cup next to the sink, squeezing out a dab of pink paste and thinking “I really fucking hate this”. I sure hope I continue to like pink.

I’m the one walking the dog!

I’ve found that the reflection of my blacked out phone screen is much more flattering than an actual mirror. The murky blackness leaves just enough to the imagination that you can see yourself much more easily.

So ends another fantasy. Thank you for this exceptionally well written bucket of ice water.

It would be a really odd paint job for a trans–exclusionary clinic too.

BDDB all bay, dady!

I watch videos of Russian soldiers getting annihilated on the Ukraine battlefield. It’s not my go–to, but it’s a strategy you don’t hear a lot of other people suggesting.

They should send Sam Neil.

Is Finland still a utopia? I used to fantasise about moving there, but lately I’ve been hearing about wage stagnation and cost of living increases that somewhat dent the overall happiness score.

mfw eating enough hotpot for three people actually makes me feel more sick like wut

Frost Children is the only name I don’t know, so I assume we’re the same weird ass person and I’ll probably love them. Thanks!

Nice nails btw :)

I’m yours 🤗🩷

The pores on my face as seen by the naked eye.

He also said the company is focused on improving the service itself.

Cool afterthought, bro. Something to look into once you’ve dialed in the right amount of “aggressive language”.