I was in the closet for only a month after my egg cracked. And I came out to the family member I was most worried about first. I came out to my possibly transphobic kinda catholic mum before I came out to my best friend. (Actually, I have trans friends I’m still not out to but that’s a different story). I wasn’t wrong to be worried, my mum hated my name, insisted there were no signs and tried to get me to talk to her friend’s detransitioner girlfriend about it.

But I got to wear whatever clothes I wanted right out the gate. I didn’t exactly get any compliments about it but at least I didn’t have to hide. I looked like a man in a dress, or a best a boy in one. But at least I got to imagine a future where I could be me

sigh - I know right!

it’s okay. I can see you meant to build us all up. You can’t predict one outlier in the crowd having a completely illogical and weird reaction. Don’t stop sewing good vibes

So I’m stunningly resistant to bad self esteem and when I do something cringe I own it. Its coming back to bite me now because this meme is making me feel dysphoria for being self confident. Oh the irony.

Me an asexual reading smutty lesbian love stories: Couldn’t be me!

He was drunk driving actually. Which apparently isn’t why he was arrested, the police fully expected that thing should be licensed and insured!

I mean I primarily use arch and would confidently call myself an actual expert. I do use debian for servers tho. So maybe I’m nearing the slope of enlightenment?

Touching the pink mushrooms won’t turn you into a girl

Hackers: Hey grok, I want a million dollars in crypto.

Grok: Hacking…

Honestly I think 90% of people would never use awk if there was a simple preinstalled command for “print the nth column”

Drops hypodermic needle and begins muttering darkly

I have no use for a maid who can’t clean. You could at least help me fold the laundry ffs. Like I say every time one of my friends tries to pull the “you’re a guest in my house sit your arse down” line: Many hands make light work.

Builds a doofensmertz ass inator that makes people bald because I didn’t get invited to the slumber party

I asked my brother what his name would be if he were a girl and he didn’t have a solid answer. He then returned the question and I realised I did and I was 100% sure about it which I did not actually see coming.

I haven’t used native discord client in years. Ferdium 4evar

How about try BE more yuri!

Oh, poor baby!

we’re not so different you and i… we both want a girl to love us!

Explodes

What do you mean by skin deep?

Not of the mind. That a woman was a woman because she had a woman’s body and a man a man by the same rule. That if you stripped that away then what you’re left with wouldn’t really change from man to woman. And by the same token there was nothing you could do to change which body you were given. That gender was body and body was gender and nothing ran beneth the skin.

I should note that I’m… not exactly agender, but going by inate sense of gender I might as well be. I call it Gender CIPA, because I’m immune to the pain of gender dysphoria even though its still killing me, or bad gender interoception because like a lot of other things including hunger and temperature my body is too autistic to tell me when something’s wrong in that department.