• ooterness@lemmy.worldEnglish
    99·
    1 个月前

    All you need to be a superhero is 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run every day.

      • Fedizen@lemmy.worldEnglish
        10·
        1 个月前

        **

        spoiler

        Its a reference to the anime One Punch Man where Saitama, the hero, attains ungodly power through diet and exercise.

        **

        • idiomaddict@lemmy.worldEnglish
          3·
          1 个月前

          This isn’t on you, but I feel like there’s a key piece of information missing from this abstract:

          It was observed that gastric acid values were higher following banana as compared to porridge and the difference was statistically significant (p < 0.001). It was was thus concluded that ripe banana is not a bland food.

          How much higher? It might not be the perfect food, but it might still be okay. I also can’t tell if it’s not there as clickbait (essentially), if the study doesn’t disclose it, or if it’s not actually a significant difference. My money’s on the first or the last, but anything over than the first is shitty.

          • Siethron@lemmy.worldEnglish
            3·
            1 个月前

            I did it for 72 days straight back in 2022. Admittedly was a lot easier during the pandemic when you weren’t expected to see anyone.

        • boonhet@sopuli.xyzEnglish
          1·
          1 个月前

          Oh I thought it’d be 100 in a row lol

          If you can do them in groups of 10-20, an overweight 5 year old could handle it probably

          I uses to do 20 one handed pushups in a row in high school, but nowadays I’m lucky to get 20 normal ones

    • whoisearth@lemmy.caEnglish
      3·
      1 个月前

      You have me curious now. I know for me 10k is about an hour so I’m going to see how long to do 100 squats pushups and situps. I want to say ballpark that’s probably about 2 hrs a day for everything together. Bit excessive.

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
    90·
    1 个月前

    Guy I know who is single: “You need to be literally perfect! Tons of money, super athletic, cultured, brilliant, speaking six different languages! It’s impossible!”

    Girl I know who is single: “Fuck me, I hope this next guy I’m seeing isn’t married, can cover his side of the check, and remembered to wash his ass. Although, at this point, two out of three isn’t bad.”

      • Fedizen@lemmy.worldEnglish
        6·
        1 个月前

        If you write messages to other men about how unreasonable women’s dating expectations are and its mostly relating to common male insecurities, there’s a pretty good chance you’re incel posting or parodying an incel.

        Height, abs, balding are all common cishet male insecurities, and largely have nothing to do with finding a girlfriend.

        • boonhet@sopuli.xyzEnglish
          2·
          1 个月前

          Height is definitely a factor, just go on Tinder lol, used to be that a lot of girls bios would say if you’re under 180, don’t even try, now they can just use the filter. Not sure about the other 2.

          • 14th_cylon@lemmy.zipEnglish
            4·
            1 个月前

            used to be that a lot of girls bios would say if you’re under 180, don’t even try,

            you should be happy they raise their red flag so clearly so you can avoid them…

            • boonhet@sopuli.xyzEnglish
              2·
              1 个月前

              Oh definitely, they go left real quick along with all the ones that say their man should be able to afford a lot of upkeep lol

              Doesn’t change the fact that men are often judged by height as far as first impressions are concerned. And first impressions are hard to change.

              There’s even a correlation between male height and income because tall men seem (or are) more confident so they get promoted to leadership roles more easily. Apparently the same might be true for women too, but a lot of the studies focus on men.

              • 14th_cylon@lemmy.zipEnglish
                5·
                1 个月前

                well they rejected you beforehand on behalf of really insignificant attribute, so you are not the picky one and you don’t really have a choice, but are you really interested in such superficial bimbo?

          • Fedizen@lemmy.worldEnglish
            4·
            1 个月前

            Dating apps tend to fill up with undatable people over time. If you see a lot of girls that like theme park rides come with a “you must be at least this tall” sign thats maybe an omen and portent not to engage.

            If you do want to date somebody like that you can also just lie. Its not like most girls will pull out a tape measure and check.

            • jjjalljs@ttrpg.networkEnglish
              2·
              1 个月前

              Dating apps tend to fill up with undatable people over time

              This is good wisdom. I hadn’t thought about it before, but most of my relationships that worked out were from people who had just recently installed the app.

            • boonhet@sopuli.xyzEnglish
              2·
              1 个月前

              I just swiped left on those. But it doesn’t change the fact that people have standards and one of the standards women have for men is height. It’s not entirely one way though, men are often superficial on looks too.

              • Fedizen@lemmy.worldEnglish
                1·
                1 个月前

                Those aren’t “standards” though, those are novelties. I’ve only met one person IRL that had the kind of extreme trait preferences like you’re talking about and she absolutely is not somebody who gets dates.

  • mereEnglish
    4·
    1 个月前

    Actually this is wrong, you should be 100,000 feet tall, make 6 dollars a year, have 100,000-pack abs and have 6 hairs on your head.

  • zululove@lemmy.mlEnglish
    3·
    1 个月前

    To be fair we are all waitinf on robot cat girls with Voice ChatGPT & all terrain interior.

    • 1ostA5tro6yneEnglish
      1·
      1 个月前

      i refuse to believe that most people are that pathetic tbh