I’m an idiot, the image was broken so I opened it in a new tab and was extremely confused as to why I was being ‘blocked’ even with a vpn active

woah cool :0

literal embodiment of ‘:D’

haha same, i just also need no feelings, serial killer coding, tight clothing and a scrappy-doo physique! i’ve already weirdly veiny so that’s vascularity checked off - i’m basically already there

hard cycling will yes - power requires thicc muscles, so interval training etc. is very good at growing your legs

oh yeah, aren’t mitochondria kind of their own thing that just happened to end up inside other organisms?

literally cracked

fuck your bear trap, that strawberry is MINE. hyperdashes through it at 200 km/h

pls stop speaking

meanwhile my legs get enough dark hair to look icky and horrible literally a week after shaving them completely smooth :(